Gonna Dox The Pope

sir, that’s my emotional support black sheep of the family with otherworldly powers and questionable coping mechanisms

"can you behave" yes, if I wanted to, but this is so much funnier

one of my favorite things about FMA's worldbuilding is that you get to gradually realize how edward elric is the only person who dresses like that

After another grueling match, Jean Moreau is sent to handle press duty for the USC Trojans. His teammates have learned that Jean’s dry, deadpan humor in interviews is something to behold, and the upperclassmen make it their mission to catch his best moments on camera. For the freshmen, it's an initiation into the legend of Jean Moreau’s press conferences, with his signature blend of sarcasm and flat honesty baffling reporters and leaving his teammates in stitches.

any dream can be a prophetic dream if you’re willing to do some really weird shit

Most people when they find out about Andreil are quick to judge Neil's taste in men, but Jean, Aaron, and a few special agents in the FBI know the truth. It's really Andrew Minyards taste who people should be side eyeing.

absolutely crazy how jeremy, captain of the sunshine court, meets wymack’s recruiting standards. he’s a fox parading around as a… trojan horse 🫢

also Juno laughing and wheezing talking with Mick about the leaves made me so fucking happy, unbelievably content

Mayors should be required by law to wear a top hat and a sash that says “mayor” at all times

Saw this tweet and couldn't resist drawing it right away