Sasha Wire Ordering The Oolong Tea At The Bar In The Day That Wouldn't Die (1.07)

[presses face against electoral college] pakige

sir, that’s my emotional support black sheep of the family with otherworldly powers and questionable coping mechanisms

peter and elias are soo funny to me as a villainous duo because one of them dresses like ‘lighthouse keeper’ is an acceptable aesthetic, absolute captain birdseye off the shits, built like a brick shithouse and one of them is a twinky little victorian dandy who still thinks that men’s corsets are in fashion. on a related note, one of them beat a man to death with a lead pipe and shot an old woman three times in the chest and has torn people’s eyes out with his bare hands before and will again, and one of them has to use his gay little mist powers to kill anyone, and this is funny because it is absolutely not the way round you’d think

Vanessa Stockard – Kevin series.

"can you behave" yes, if I wanted to, but this is so much funnier

neil and jean are a bonded pair of shelter cats. to me.

i don't think im gonna be able to sleep tonight the circus music beaming across the globe is too loud

These man made horrors are beyond YOUR comprehension. I get it though.

i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

one of my favorite things about FMA's worldbuilding is that you get to gradually realize how edward elric is the only person who dresses like that