Oh We Are Getting Somewhere Babe

the masculine urge to cut the sleeves off of all my t shirts

“There was something awesome about being at a truck stop at like two a.m. putting eyeliner on with big burly truckers everywhere. It was just really dangerous.”

i wish people were nicer about the whole transgender thing

Hmm...

Yeah, no. I did this one perfectly.

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

guy in a fist fight, very clearly winning, but he’s sobbing and wailing the whole time

Fun history facts: One of the 31 people arrested at Stonewall on June 28th 1969 was American folk singer Dave Van Ronk, who was not at the Stonewall Inn at the time and was cis & straight as far as I'm aware. He'd been eating dinner at a nearby restaurant when he noticed a riot happening, said "Well I suppose I should go see what the fuss is about," stepped outside, and immediately started throwing bricks at the cops.

*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....