That’s Called Being A Prostitute

bit messy but Hey

My contribution for the challenge!

I’m a slut for him. Like seriously I’m the absolute dirtiest slut for him.

Happy birthday Jihoon!

What learning languages is like.

French: Make that weird mouth you don't like, then add some weird vowels and grrr with your troath.

German: Combine this, combine that, leave that apart, now we have one super meaning word!

Arabic: Nevermind about the vowels.

Esperanto: It's easy, yes, but it isn't when you get to speak.

Italian: Move your hands, like thiiis! *italian accent*

Spanish: Separate what is real and what is not, now, learn a completely different tense for it.

i feel like a wife who lost her husband in the war

I met the old gods and death had her titties out.