God, We Need Another Flood.

New anime fans always trying to prove why their shitty shit is good meanwhile naruto fans have known naruto is bad for years and don’t gaf

"he would not fucking say that" but you ever be looking at fanart and suddenly its "he would not fucking have abs"

Hoshigaki Kisame is the dilf in Akatsuki.

He has moments where he could be your friend's hot divorced father. I can imagine him being a dad like Charlie Swan. Single, hot, a little oblivious to the things teens do, protective, and provider.

Now as much as I would buy Itachi's bath water, fill my tub with it and let my body submerge in it till I dissolve into it, Itachi is not a dilf. He is a husband.

Sure Itachi is out of my league, but Kisame is forbidden.

I want a dick. Not inside me, I just want to experience how it feels to jerk off.

"You're so ugly, even the Uchiha genes couldn't save you."

- Sayumi Uchiha [my oc in my daydreams]

People who hate Sakura are the same people who claim that pretty privilege is not real and assumes that everyone has loving parents.

Sakura is an insecure and selfish girl who doesn't want to be insecure or selfish and suffers an existential crisis every time she realizes her mistakes. If you don't like her, you're not an insecure and selfish girl who doesn't want to be insecure or selfish and suffers existential crises every time she realizes her mistakes. So congratulations and at the same time fuck you

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

Canon

Imagine Wyatt setting Kai up an Instagram account so he can tag him in pictures and Kai unknowingly becomes an influencer against his will while Oliver sits in the background gradually losing his mind because he’s been actively trying to become an influencer for months and Kai doesn’t even know his own password

I'm Indian but I have an American accent due to Hannah Montana.

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

I am tired of this place. Please take me away. What do I have to do to getaway?