I Wish All My Writers A Happy New Year. May All Your Stories Finally Be Written, Sentences Be Completed,

The yassification of the Orange Bible.

The way most Kakasaku adult images end up looking cute despite literally being porn never ceases to amaze me.

Hiwatari Kai + Smiles (G Revolution)

Almost all the female characters in Naruto would be great mother-in-laws. ALMOST, because I'm not so sure about Kaguya and Koharu.

This is the truest thing any Naruto x Sasuke shipper has ever said. Anyone who disagrees has an attention span of less than 8 seconds and skipped every important detail of the series.

I HATE the cheating trope in fanfics. Like? Why. Why. Why would you make the love between your favorite characters an immoral and guilt-ridden one? Why would you corrupt their love that you wish for so, turn it into something akin to violence, to emotional murder? Cheating is not fun, cool, sexy. It's horrid.

YES this refers to those naruto x sasuke fics where they use sakura as a point of angst where she's the wife of sasuke. Like? Bruh. Naruto and sasuke would NEVER betray sakura like that if they knew she loved sasuke still. believe it or not, naruto, sasuke, and sakura were, and stilll are, BEST FRIENDS. COMRADES. even if they loved each other, they would wait until sasuke DIVORCED, or tell sakura first, or something. they wouldn't leave her in the dark and cheat on her and leave her to continue on loving sasuke. my god.

It is so funny when you're trying to kill yourself 'cause you are a fucking failure but then your knife is too weak to peirce your skin so you just sit there, laughing through the paper cut.

Sakura fans are now called Cherries pass it on.

I want a dick. Not inside me, I just want to experience how it feels to jerk off.

Half of the arguments won't happen if people stopped skipping breakfast and hair wash day. Also no, only a coffee is not enough breakfast.

Let her shoot everyone in Studio Periott or whatever it's called.