new year's resolutions
- don't die
- get even gayer
- get an even weirder gender
- reach out to my friends more
those days where your entire train of thought is just “I CAN’T FUCKING DO THIS I CAN’T DO THIS I’M NOT GONNA MAKE IT PLEASE HELP ME” and whole time ur just like. sitting at your desk completely fine
maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth
I am unemployed
they call me the problem ignorer for reasons that i know but dont feel like addressing right now
my seanoning
Came Back Wrong from the gocey store
affirmations
i am a complex organism brutally engineered by uncaring forces of nature
i am a product of billions of years and trillions of deaths
i am building a machine greater than myself
i am able to make phone calls and appointments
You dumb motherfucker life isn't about smelling flowers or feeling radiant sunshine on your skin or making meals with your loved ones. You idiot son of a bitch. It's about apps. It's about scrolling through apps.