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Beautiful Angel of Darkness (3/?)

Pairing: Spike x reader 

Warning: mild violence (basically nothing), mentions of smut 

Word Count: 1.2k

Part Summary: Buffy discovers that Y/N is a vampire. The discovery scares the Scoobies which is exactly what Y/N was hoping for. After they return to the crypt, Spike reveals something to her. 

A/N: The scene from gif between Dru and Spike inspired a portion of this part because that bit in the show is just so iconic! I mean… look at him! Haha 

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“You’re a vampire!” Buffy gasps, her eyes tighten as if she’s seen a ghost. 

“Oh way to go Slayer! Ten points Gryffindor!” I tease, unable to withhold my laughter. 

She clenches her jaw. “Did Spike do this to you?” 

“No, it was Count von Count from Sesame Street,” I sass. “Um yeah, duh! For being older you’re not exactly wiser.” 

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Born April 12, 1987; Happy 34th Birthday to @panicatthedisco's very own Brendon Urie!

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In every generation there is a chosen one. She alone will stand against the worms the spiders and the forces of  the ground. She is the slayer.”

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this is pain pure pain i hate this but at the same time i love it i actually just watched the buffy episode where he says this specifacally cuz i wanted to write it out in my weird drawing’writing style for fun but BOY OH BOY DOES THIS HURT

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