Ive Seen This On 3 Different Social Media Platforms And Every Time I See It I Still Love It

LIVESTREAMS [CORPSE X READER]

Your fans knew you were in a relationship with corpse, it was damn near impossible to hide. The original plan was to wait at least a couple months before telling anyone.

The only issue with that was that three months into your relationship, corpse was at your apartment more than he was at yours. Which you loved. However, since you were primarily a streamer and corpse was not exactly good at being quiet... people were naturally gonna notice.

The following is a list of things that happened on your livestreams before you finally gave in and announced that you were dating corpse:

1. A loud crash followed by a deep voice mumbling in Spanish

2. A mysterious hand that kept on appearing out of nowhere and giving you tea

3. Said hand would also direct your head out of frame and they knew whosever that was was kissing you

4. You would often say you were cold and then suddenly a hoodie would be chucked at you out of no where

5. Someone in the background regularly had problems cooking and caused the fire alarm to go off

6. Then of course there was the stream where you seemed to do the whole thing sitting on someone’s lap who’s head was conveniently out of frame

7. Every time you left to go to the bathroom the chat would be entertained by someone who seemed to find moving their hands in and out of the frame hilarious

8. No but really, it’s like you constantly have someone making you tea

Your fans were certain it was Corpse. The voice they heard was way too deep to be anyone else and Corpse had been hinting at dating someone.

So they knew you were together. They just needed you to actually announce it.

However you and corpse were not gonna be that easy on them. This was the perfect opportunity to mess with both your fans and you were gonna take full advantage of it.

Corpse would randomly put his hand into the frame while you were streaming. It would be out of nowhere and you would pretend like you didn’t even see it.

(Except for the one time where you actaully took his hand and pressed a kiss to his knuckles).

You would often speak in his livestreams as well. Giving him advice or asking if he wanted anything. He would ignore all of chat’s questions and act like it was totally normal.

Corpse loved live-streaming when you were around because he got to cuddle while doing it. Since he didn’t have his camera on, no one ever knew that he was streaming while sitting between your legs or with you on his lap. Quite a few times some whispers were heard and his fans were convinced (rightly so) that you were there somewhere.

When you eventually decide to go public, you do so by corpse announcing that he would he revealing something very important to him. He then proceeded to post a picture of you.

From then on it was actaully a little ridiculous how often he would do something on your livestream. Including one occasion where he was trying to make muffins in the kitchen and kept on yelling at you for help.

He would also ask you to come out of frame so that he could get a kiss all the time. He didn’t even try to come up with excuse, he would literally say “come kiss me” which you always obeyed because how could you not?

Overall, your fans were pretty sure you little shits would be together for life.

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I know i’m just a shitpost blog, but I’m a shitpost blog based on a fandom that is processing some pretty massive revelations right now and I’m still trying to organise my thoughts on all of it and will hopefully be able to construct a more coherent post soon, but for the time being here are the broad strokes:

I 100% stand with Charisma Carpenter

Despite my plentiful fond nostalgia for both Buffy and Angel I am keenly aware of their many many flaws and the flaws of their creator

Joss whedon’s actions were and are inexcusable and despite the affection I have for the work many many people put into realising and building his creations, I can safely say I have no respect for him. 

Buffy and Angel would never ever be what they were had he made them alone, he doesn’t have the vision, the genius, the integrity or the character he has been credited with, it came from countless people working together, some of them at the expense of their wellbeing under his employment

the heart and soul of the (onscreen) buffyverse begin and end with its actresses, the women who made both shows what they are. period. I would have never watched Angel had it not been for Cordelia, what was done to her character was a slap in the face to the fans, and what was done to Charisma behind the scenes makes me sick. 

edit: and of course the female writers who prevented stories of female empowerment from being shaped entirely by men, marti noxon and jane espenson especially.

It warms my heart to see Amber Benson, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Clare Kramer, Michelle Trachtenberg, Emma Caulfield and Eliza Dushku show their support for Charisma. These women are the reason Whedon’s creation has any value at all, and to see them take a stand like this is beautiful. 

that’s it for now. but trust me when I say I’m not done talking about this.

in conclusion:

Spike in Xander’s shirt and back in his own in 4x11 ‘Doomed’

~pls don’t respost, each set takes hours~

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Get to know me!

Hi here's an intro to...me I guess! well theres not much to know about me but here!My names Lily but i also go by LonnyIm from North Texas USAIm 15I have 8 siblings, 9 including myself! Im a musician and have been singing since i was 4 (i still suck but im getting better all the time) ive been playing guitar for almost a year i draw a lot but its shaky at best i write songs and storys but not as often as id like 

My favorite band is either My chemical romance 5sos or Yungblud  And uh thats all i can think of for now

NoOoO MY POOR NOODS 2-D WHHYYY WOULD YOU SPEAK OF THIS IMMA HELP NOODS HOLD YOU DOWN AND MASH UR EYES

Russel: “Remember what Noodle said, 2D? Remember?”

2D: “Yes…”

Russel: “Tell me what she said so I know you understand.”

2D: “She said to stop telling embarrassing stories about her or she was going to mash my eyes into a jam and eat it on her toast…”

Russel: “Good. Now we’re about to go in for this interview, so keep that in mind and don’t. Say. Anything. Embarrassing.”

interviewer: “2D, Russel! So glad to have you here today!”

Russel: “Glad to be here.”

2D: “H…”

interviewer: “I’m sorry, what was that, 2D?”

2D: “N… Nood…”

Russel: “Don’t do it, man.”

2D: “N… Noo…”

interviewer: “…”

2D: “NOODLE GOT HER FIRST PERIOD AT AGE ELEVEN WHILE SITTING ON MURDOC’S LAP!”

Noodle:

The “my little random moments of pleasure” series: N°1 Jensen Ackles Creation Q&A Panel 15 Nov 2020

Jerome is amazing 

Sometimes I say self loathing things to my therapist and he looks at me dead in the eyes before saying “You fucking moron.” and tbh same

cryin a lil bit

it's got nothing to do with fate and everything to do with you

i play a bot of both, mostly guitar but i can play bass a littllleeee bit 

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She probably just looked at El Diablo for longer then two seconds and he was like “I’lL sHoW it tO yOU iF YoU wAnT”