Things you shouldn’t say to someone who identifies as pansexual:
“haha so you’re attracted to pans?"
"wow thats a bit greedy”
“so basically you’re just bisexual then”
“haha you must like sex a lot!!!”
“but you’re with [someone of opposite gender] so you’re basically straight”
“but you’re with [someone of same gender] so you’re basically gay”
this is definitely how that first interaction went
this is amazing!! cant wait for the next part!!!
Pairing: Spike x reader
Warning: mild violence (basically nothing), mentions of smut
Word Count: 1.2k
Part Summary: Buffy discovers that Y/N is a vampire. The discovery scares the Scoobies which is exactly what Y/N was hoping for. After they return to the crypt, Spike reveals something to her.
A/N: The scene from gif between Dru and Spike inspired a portion of this part because that bit in the show is just so iconic! I mean… look at him! Haha
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“You’re a vampire!” Buffy gasps, her eyes tighten as if she’s seen a ghost.
“Oh way to go Slayer! Ten points Gryffindor!” I tease, unable to withhold my laughter.
She clenches her jaw. “Did Spike do this to you?”
“No, it was Count von Count from Sesame Street,” I sass. “Um yeah, duh! For being older you’re not exactly wiser.”
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