Hello Google Chrome Refugees

there's a tall pretty woman working at my local library. I fumbled so hard without even saying anything!!! devasted rn, utterly devastated, I should be put down. or, alternatively, get my balls cut off

may or may not make an actual version of this 👀 (the answer is may not)

ive been having trouble sleeping so I decided to watch an over abundance of pokemon... little. did I know. that I had become so desensitized to seeing pikachu that I suddenly saw the plump yellow fuck for the first time... himb is pwrfcet

Busted! Trump’s Greenland Supporters Were Homeless and Socially Disadvantaged People Bribed With Hotel Dinners

Danish news reports on Trump’s scheme

https://meidasnews.com/news/busted-trumps-greenland-supporters-were-homeless-and-socially-disadvantaged-people-bribed-with-hotel-dinners

hey folks if you have an android phone: google shadow installed a "security app".

play.google.com

Android System SafetyCore - Apps on Google Play

Provides safety features for Android devices.

I had to go and delete it myself this morning.

Quietly losing my mind over the fact that Elon Musk has straight up orchestrated a coup of our executive branch and like....I don't even know what, if any, system we have in place to fix this. Like... He's just taken control of the money and locked out the actual appointed officials. What the fuck.

being aro in fandom is so hard because you'll say "i wish not everything had a focus on shipping, its kind of strange that romance is held on a pedestal above every other type of relationship and dynamic" and people will act like you've kicked their dog and killed their family and hate fun and how dare you tell them to never ship again etc etc. bonus points if they pull the homophobia or ableism cards

watching Yu Yu Hakusha means I don't have to watch hxh, right???

one tectonic plate approaching another

“so are you a top or a bottom?”