Blowjob? More Like Nojob! #unemployed

watching Yu Yu Hakusha means I don't have to watch hxh, right???

did you sleep well tonight? (I love you) we should do this one day (I love you) did you eat? (I love you) I brought you this because it's your favorite (I love you) have you taken your vitamins? (I love you) I made this for you (I love you) did you get home safe? (I love you) I made you some tea (I love you) how's the project that you're working on? (I love you) don't forget your umbrella (I love you) take my scarf (I love you) I'll wait with you (I love you) I'll wait for you (I love you) (I love you) (I love you)

being aro in fandom is so hard because you'll say "i wish not everything had a focus on shipping, its kind of strange that romance is held on a pedestal above every other type of relationship and dynamic" and people will act like you've kicked their dog and killed their family and hate fun and how dare you tell them to never ship again etc etc. bonus points if they pull the homophobia or ableism cards

Mob Psycho 100 as Tweets

Been rewatching mp100 so I had to make this.

when she all up on yo brick and everything is awesome

(borat voice) my wife!!

hey folks if you have an android phone: google shadow installed a "security app".

play.google.com

Android System SafetyCore - Apps on Google Play

Provides safety features for Android devices.

I had to go and delete it myself this morning.

me, drained and so so sad: please I need a new blorbo so bad, I'm begging

new blorbo, who I will now never be rid of: hey

me, again: no not that one