These People Have Never Opened A Science Book

Was just diagnosed with “need to bite you” disorder. Yeah sorry it’s terminal. The only cure is biting you. C’mere.

we open the episode with You're My Best Friend by Queen and witness crowley coming back a 3rd. THIRD. time to ask aziraphale to escape together(honestly for someone this emotionally closed, Aziraphale is astonishingly good at making Crowley a desperate dog,a puppy disaster if you will :)

the lyrics that follows might indicate him asking for forgiveness after speaking this sentence

or we can think that aziraphale never took offense(and that crowley knew that) bc well cause he isn't pretty believable when he's angry with azi💀 and throws tantrums like a 3 year old.this makes us think he might be waiting for an apology from aziraphale for making him act the way he has, for making him miserable for the past few days

when you start reading gender theory you look at everything mundane with different eyes. yesterday I was browsing ao3 for some bed night smut (usual) and came across the tag "Forced Feminization" in a lesbian relationship."feminization for woman.. wow how rare... why not masculanazation(?) huh? " I though to myself before I realized there can't be masculanazation cause being masculine is just to be without the need to change anything, that's why having hair is seen as a act of treason by fellow woman who adhere to societal standards where feminity has been equal to perform for the past thousand of years.

do you guys think this is right after noah's arc or they just wanted to enjoy the rhythmic motion of the sea together for no apparent reason... other than the g- the g word up there

Two bros, chilling on cliff near the ocean, five feet apart cause they're not gay

by getting botox and fillers and cosmetic surgeries you are actively participating in making the world a more hostile place for the women who choose not to do those things. you are actively applying pressure on those women. you are creating a world where women who don’t do those things are told they are “aging like milk” because no one knows what a normal, unaltered female face looks like anymore.

the way you wash the dishes, a relationship with a man, the attitude you show to strangers, which country to travel ... EVERYTHING IS ANALYZED UNDER A MICROSCOPE TO SEE IF IT IS FIT TO SOCIETY BY OTHERS AND TO SEE IF IT IS HOW YOU WANT TO REPRESENT WOMEN BY YOURSELF

wise words from istanbul

god the Uygurhs...if you mentioned the U of them or the prisonment camps you wouldn't only get banned. you would not be able create another account with the same email

i'm like actually legitimately loving that the result of the tiktok ban is decimating decades of propaganda against china in record time. everyone is flocking to the actual chinese-owned version of tiktok called rednote where they are being welcomed so warmly with the silliest jokes like "i'm your assigned chinese spy! i've been waiting for you! welcome!" alskdjgsld. folks are already making attempts to learn some mandarin to better interact with the chinese users. everyone realizing what our own government collects on us is twice as harmful as anything ccp could do with it. everyone waking up to the fact that every fucking facet of the american internet is designed to harvest and sell personal data off of you so what the fuck does it actually matter anyway if one more entity does it. us government managed to speedrun undoing their own fucking brainwashing it's so goddamn funny.

Idk how people can look at men's reaction to the female only London gym and trans women's reaction and not see the same fucking picture. Both men and transwomen hate the idea of not having access to women and they both have zero desire to go start a male-only or transfem only gym. It's just really funny. Imagine being so angry at a group of people but you wanna right next to them at all times. lmao

ALARMS WEWOWEWOOO CROWLEY WAS IN THE BOOKSHOP THAT NIGHT, THE SAME NIGHT AZIRAPHALE CAME BACK FROM EDINBURGH.THEY STAYED TOGETHER ALL NIGHT. SLEEPING ON THE COUCH TOGETHER.(cause yk Jim took the only bed and angels and demons definetely need sleep ☝️)

you’re an angel, i’m a dog

or you’re a dog and i’m your man