New Donk City Workers

New favourite image

Credit: Ben Garrison

ewww wtf fuck off with this shit

yall would call a frat boy queer if he found out about the term aromantic

You can swap bodies with any celebrity for one day who do you pick that person have to at least once appeared on TV or movie 

Elon Musk (he was in iron man 2) so i can immediately fucking shoot myself

Grey knight of khorne I made this using some extra parts I had thinking about making grey knights of other chaos gods in the future

DAMN YOU LEMAN YOU FURRY FUCK

Good new: I'm back with a new phone.

Bad new: I Just realized i Lost all of my collection of books.

Fuck it I’m changin em to he/they

Okay, FUCKERS, it’s time to expose yourselves for the FILTHY SINNERS you are and put your favorite hetero ship in the tags!!

The Chef

A big softie with a huge appetite!

The Chef likes making food as much as eating, though not very intelligent, they almost seem to act like two people...

might take some time tho, they have a lot of gunk to clean from their brain

So apparently on twitter there's a whole thing going on where anti-woke Warhammer fans performatively stormed out by declaring that they were going to play the horror-themed WWI wargame Trench Crusade instead, only to be mass-banned from its discord because the moderators didn't want a bunch of paleocon trolls stinking up the place.

The thing that blows my mind isn't just that they thought the thoroughly subversive Trench Crusade was positive Christian rep, but that they thought Warhammer 40,000 was. The setting where the messiah is explicitly dead and rotting and was an anti-religion crusader in life. Meanwhile Warhammer Fantasy's Sigmar is much more Thor than Jesus. A lot of conservative evangelicals and tradcaths seem to fall into liking straight up pagan gods if they have a sufficiently macho and traditionalist (western European) aesthetic.

Honestly, this is beyond media illiteracy, it's just straight-up blindness. Obliviousness beyond even the people who think Robocop and Starship Troopers are gung-ho pro-American action movies. Now I'm left to wonder how many fans of the Blasphemous game series are passionate reactionary Christians who get the happy feelings from the aesthetics and totally ignore the story and themes.

Still, I am glad to have learned about Trench Crusade through this, looks like a cool game. Aesthetic and themes kind of remind me of the Trench Foot/Countrycide mod for Doom (which, granted, started off as a Warhammer 40K mod...).

Welcome home, Jotaro.