Why Can’t Things Be Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy

“its been a long week” me on a Tuesday

if you are sleepy then you should go to sleep so you can then be not sleepy snymore and stop being sleepy because you will be sleepijg

there’s a new potent drug called “the bed” out on the streets. just one hit of the damn thing and you’re passed out cold, tucked in, multiple blankies, honking and shooing for hours. scary stuff.

Having no friends is starting to affect me, yay !!

“neopronouns are weird” every time i wake up there’s a 75% chance that everyone’s vocabulary has changed overnight. brother what is a gyatt

How much plastic can you eat before you Hospital

*stumbles out of the rythm game covered in blood*

*goes to egg your house but I find out you're vegan so I ¼ cup of unsweetened applesauce your house instead*