Mentally Im Always Like That Kitty On The Beach Looking Out At The Sea Longingly

do it scared do it stupid do it alone etc etc but don’t do it hungry. eat a snack first

there’s a new potent drug called “the bed” out on the streets. just one hit of the damn thing and you’re passed out cold, tucked in, multiple blankies, honking and shooing for hours. scary stuff.

loved the age where you could look up paranormal stuff and have no gauge of what’s real/fake so you’re just like “oh my god …. a ghost caught on tape and no one is talking about this”

How are we doing today ladies. Are we still losing it. Are we going completely insane

i love that you can gain a small following on this wwebsite just by being unrelentingly insane

*goes to egg your house but I find out you're vegan so I ¼ cup of unsweetened applesauce your house instead*

“neopronouns are weird” every time i wake up there’s a 75% chance that everyone’s vocabulary has changed overnight. brother what is a gyatt