The Shit I Find On Wattpad Baffles Me Cs I Lowkey Just Wanted To Read Some 90’s Rappers Fics (don’t

Update

Why did nobody tell me that relaxers burn like that?! Like I thought it would sting a little like when you bleach your hair 💀💀💀

Journal #1

So yall today I’m getting a relaxer, and before yall start it’s not because I hate my hair. I just want something new. I’m planning on perming it and cutting it into a pixie and I MIGHT go blonde.

Im so excited for it I really can’t wait. I getting my hair cut by a professional cs I lowkey get real scissor happy when I cut my hair 😂. I know it’s gonna be cute when I get it ce I’m going to an old school stylist so I’m not worried. (That was a lie I’m actually scared asf)

This will always be the funniest video to me

How that video of Keith powers got me😫

Niggas really ate with this one🤭

(NSFW) Let’s talk about: Sanji voice and him Speaking French

Sanji’s voice in the dub is just so hot and it fits him so well. It’s deep and raspy and gets even deeper after the 2 year break and so imagine this:

The room you both share is so warm and stuffy filled with wet slapping noises due to Sanji’s hips and balls clashing against your butt at a rhythmic pace, you both are closer than anybody else in the world right now with both of his lean yet strong arms wrapped around your sticky hot body. His hot and wet lips on your sweaty neck, his damped hair tickling your cheek, that being the only cold liquid hitting your warm skin. The smell of your body fluids, his sweat plus Sanji’s breath smelling like your pussy and yours of his cock fill both of your senses smelling so good and addictive due to the pheromones you both have. Who knows how long your arms and legs have been wrapped around this man, but from the wetness that is causing a lot of noises in between moans and trickling down your legs indicate it’s been a while.

“Baby…” Sanji finally choked out, his voice is worn and so raspy in your ear you clench around him making him groan at his sudden speaking. "Jouis pour moi, juste une dernière fois"

He whispers his request so close in your ear you could feel some of his spit go inside. He gazes at your love drunk face, mouth parted open, eyebrows furrowed , and panting before licking his lips and sucking on your ear lobe.

You look like a dream to him.

Sanji doesnt speak french often, you barely found out and that was on accident when he cursed in French after dropping something in the kitchen as you both were in there. It was such a turn on for you, but you kept it a secret because it seemed embarrassing to get actually wet due to him knowing another language.

He found out though.

When Sanji did, he only uses it to rile you up, but now that he knows it can be helped to make you an absolute mess on his cock he uses it to his full advantage.

“Sanji…” Moaning oh so loudly beside his face, you wanted him to say it once more. Just once before you came. “Sa—Sanji…”

Your voice was broken and jumpy due to the deep and hard thrust Sanji was pounding into you. You couldn’t completely hear your self only hearing Sanji’s grunts and sucks on the attack on your ear.

He knew though.

He knew exactly what you wanted feeling your short nails dig into his bicep.

He stopped his licking to press his lips against your ear, he released one arm from under you to grab a hold of your sweaty neck just to pull you a little closer to hear him say in between pants:

“Ma princesse, viens me chercher encore une fois.”

Your eyes rolls back as well as your back as the orgasm washed over you harder than the past few you had tonight. Your legs was twitching trying to keep Sanji inside of you as hard as you can to ride out your orgasm. You rocked yourself back and fourth so hard against him he was able to stop thrusting and let you move under him making him cum and overstimulate him in the process.

“Yes Sanji yes!” Was all you could moan, he swears your moaning is like a beautiful melody he can’t get enough of.

French is truly a language of love.

Journal #5

Yall I finished my math finals and omg🤦🏾‍♀️. It was so stressful like it was easy but a with too much pressure. Like I was literally sitting in the library for 3 HOURS!!! Then I have to do it again for science 😭😭😭. I hate school so much.

Guys I think I’m gonna start like a online journal/diary and try to post everyday.

I’m just gonna post things like, daily logs, story times, talking points(essays, politics, social climate, etc.), I might give advice too idk 🤷🏾‍♀️

What do yall think???

Not religious and atheist are not the same🤦🏾‍♀️

I really shouldn’t have to say this but it pmo when I say I’m not religious and people act like I said their god is fake.

Like I consider myself more spiritual than religious because I don’t necessarily believe in god. Like scientifically it doesn’t make sense BUT that does mean there isn’t a possibility.

I’m more in tune with the earth and nature. It’s honestly beautiful and I love the way that it directly ties into science. For example evolution, in a sense we are All connected in some way and that’s really beautiful.

Or like the circle of life. We all live and take from the earth then we die and our bodies give to the earth, that’s crazy to think about.

Anyway let me stop cs I sound like I get high💀 toodles💋

MY SHAYLAAAAA😭😭😭😭😭

- you’re beautiful too, unnie.

Journal #2

So it finally happened… I cut my hair! I really like it but I ended up dying my hair reddish even though I wasn’t sure. I also had a good ass hot dog after getting my hair done, I know it’s random but yeah. And on the bus stop I ended up talking with this lady about cigarettes and Jesus.

This is the hair: