Okay, here's my idea:
The British should put a time limit on the Monarchy.
Not like declaring a republic tomorrow, but deciding on a date in the future that ends the British Monarchy.
And there's a perfect date for it coming up!
October 14th, 2066.
A thousand years since the Battle of Hastings. A thousand years of this one specific bloodline ruling England.
Call time on the Monarchy after exactly one thousand years. Nice, and neat.
Even better: Charles isn't living 44 years. He'll be gone in about twenty. Now William? He's what, 40? Yeah, he can live another 44 years. His great grandmother was over a hundred, his granny was 96, William can make it to 84 barring accident or assassination.
So on October 14th 2066, William the Last steps down a thousand years after William the First won the crown.
Nice, neat, and fair. William gets the crown he's been waiting forty years for already, but ten-year-old George grows up without expectation of it.
Have a nice big abdication ceremony, even.
I was thinking about how ‘Grinch’ and ‘Scrooge’ are words for people who hate Christmas but aren’t exact synonyms and then this chart happened.
i wanna make out with him while we watch shitty horror movies 🥺
mlm/nblm only post!
Me, throwing rocks at God’s window: Hey! Hey! Where’s my dick!?
Google how to send hate mail to historians and authors who have been dead for decades to centuries to millennia. Urgent.
i can’t wait to take you on cute dates every christmas’s and make you smile with my cheesiness
when the autism is being an actual mental health problem instead of making me obsess over fictional characters again:
I want all of them
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Not sure what I'm actually doing here… Queer as hell & Probably ranting about philosophers (please talk to me about Walter Benjamin)
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