Uno Is A Band Game In The Cave Because I Introduced Street Rules And Marko Couldn't Handle It When He

I got "Love, falling in love" wtf...

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

Horror movie marathon with Marko

Marvel movie marathon with Paul

Crime show binge with David

True crime binge with Dwayne

Cartoon network binge with laddie

Reality show binge with star

I feel like David wouldn't know whether Paul and Marko plan to keep me or eat me as he watches them hang around me on the bourd walk. Then they would cry when he suggested eating me like two kids who just Hurd someone joke about eating their pet and took it seriously. From there he would start planning my turning.

if you’re ever about to comment on a writer’s work and think, oh, they probably know how good they are, you’re definitely wrong. every time a writer posts or publishes anything, no matter how many years they’ve been doing it and no matter how many readers they have, they are struck with the idea that perhaps they aren’t very good at all.

if you think you’re annoying for commenting, or that we won’t see your comments anyway, you’re wrong. we see your comments. we actively look for them. we are starved for them no matter how many we get. we remember them and they fuel us. leave comments, even if it’s just saying “oh i like this”. i see an “oh i like this” and my heart grows three times its size and i am seized with an urge to provide you more writing just to hear you say “oh i like this” again.

I consider biting a form of expressing love, So I have Bitten all of the boys.

1st I bit Paul on his upper arm and he just looked at me with the most confused look for the longest

2nd I bit Marko on the fore arm, without skipping a beat he bit me back and we got weird looks from people on the board walk around us

3rd I bit Dwayne on the hand, after making it look like I was going to give it a kiss. Now he does this every time I see him.

4th I bit David on th shoulder, after he made the mistake of giving me a piggyback ride on the board walk

Whole-heartedly BEGGING writers to unlearn everything schools taught you about how long a paragraph is. If theres a new subject, INCLUDING ACTIONS, theres a new paragraph. A paragraph can be a single word too btw stop making things unreadable

The question: should I watch the lost boys again

The answer: Them

how could anyone hate a bird. what is your fucking problem

IVE BEEN JERKING IT TO VAMPIRES, THEYRE CALLING ME BRAM STROKER

My ass can’t WAIT for kinktober 🫨🫨