Imagine Coming Out Of An Ice-induced, 70 Year Coma Then Being Hired By The Us Government To Fight Aliens

The US government is CONVINCED Bucky's still brainwashed because he keeps saying Minimum wage should be raised

Bucky, who spent most of life helping Steve get by with his 900 disabilities and illnesses: we don’t have universal healthcare by now?

Bucky’s therapist making a note that he’s still a Russian communist:

Black Widow

I'd love to say that this is the dumbest thing I've ever made, but we both know that's a lie

Who the hell is Bucky?

Fixed the slight foreshortening error from before and… yeah.

my agent carter headcannon is that the New York SSR’s filing system is a god damn wreck because every time some fathead agent would ask peggy to clean up his filing, she just wouldn’t. she’s go to the filing room, but she’d just hang out for a few minutes and roll her eyes (she might have had a snack hoard hidden in an evidence box but i can’t prove that)

now flash forward to after season 2, peggy’s transfered to Los Angeles, and jack finally figures out what she’s been doing when he’s stuck on desk duty recovering from the gunshot wound. now, he uses the threat of having to reorganize the file room to get whatever he wants in the office. he hasn’t actually forced some poor agent to do it yet, but by god he Will get those files reorganized one day if it kills him. Krzeminski’s biggest surviving legacy in the SSR is how badly he fucked up the filing system.

Winter Soldier + Widows

★ Make an appointment with stylist, he's new and still practicing ★

Uhhh, "Spider-Hawk" I guess?

Did they ever reveal how Captain America was thawed? Because I’m picturing a bunch of Shield agents with hair dryers and I don’t think that’s quite right.