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“I fought a bear once. In Russia.” Bucky says, fiddling with the hair tie around his wrist.

Sam squints at him. “Like, you just randomly squared off with a bear in the Russian wilderness.”

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If trench warfare were made-up, it would be the most on-the-nose anti-war satire ever created. Bunch of young men shooting at each other from inside open graves, slowly rotting even as they fight to stay alive. Every so often, they get to move a few hundred metres to dig a new grave for themselves somewhere else and this is called a victory.

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“Everybody makes sacrifices for this lifestyle, Mr. Sam.” Peter says solemnly.

Sam gapes at him. “Sacrifices? I was an international fugitive for this ‘lifestyle’. I was on the run for months for this ‘lifestyle’. The Winter f-ing Soldier drop-kicked me off a helicarrier! Your underdeveloped teenage brain has no idea what I’ve put up with for this ‘lifestyle’!"

“Great, so a bunny shouldn’t be too much work!”