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Today I saw a leaf that looked like a frog and I was like haha nice and then it hopped because it WAS a frog and I started crying bc life is really full of everyday miracles including but not limited to experiencing frogs

Monopoly with Cardi C

Currently closet cosplaying as Billy Lenz, and i couldn’t find flares but i bought wide fit jeans and my thighs are big enough that it looks the same

This is what itd look like if minecraft added dog breeds btw

Like I’m not fine but I don’t feel I have the emotional capacity to burden another person with my petty troubles.

Which in turn makes it worse.

oh boy i wish someone would notice my cries for help! [someone actually notices] noooo i'm fine don't worry about me

how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible

dating simulator where it starts normal but it slowly becomes clear that all of the romanceable characters are attempting to cover up an extremely specific murder they committed a year ago before you arrived

bring back smackable technology

leave the second thing.

we don’t need that.

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

I thought this was about annoying orange. The youtuber. I sat here, and I had to seriously question what heinous crimes an animated orange or its creator were capable of.

so i heard the annoying orange got done for his crimes and that’s great news but apparently that’s not gonna stop him from running for president again tho so i guess u guys are just gonna have to have like a revolution or something. best of luck 🤞😬🤞

Kateryna Pavlenko being relatable

just a little translation of Go_A instagram live from Eurovision