Shoutout to kremy lecroux to being the most character ever. Like genuinely just a fucking genius creation. He loves unicorns. He can’t help but just use all the people around him for his gain. He says whattadoo. He lies and manipulates so much that getting cursed to not lie for a few hours gives him a panic attack. He’s a fucking alligator. He somehow manages to be in the messiest situationship with his bodyguard slash best friend slash goon slash maybe the only person he really trusts in the world while also being Literally Married to him but STILL failing to communicate his feelings to. He’s a fucking alligator. He looks like this
here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”
if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo
ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (;
ft John:
Soukoku as iconic Twilight scenes
because at this point it's the same thing
[ID: They’re in the glasshouse. Dazai is looking to the left with a serious expression. He asks “Are you going to tell me how you stopped the van?”. Chuuya has his eyes closed and his head turned away from Dazai. He says “Yeah. Um… I had an adrenaline rush. It’s very common. You can google it.”. End ID]
[ID: Chuuya in a state of corruption. He says in bold font "This is what I am”. Dazai is looking up with a smile on his face, fascinated. He says "You’re beautiful”. End ID]
[ID: Chuuya is angry. He says in bold “I’m designed to kill”. Dazai is standing there with no expression. He says "I don’t care”. Chuuya retorts "I’ve killed people before”. In picture below Dazai is smiling with his eyes closed. He says “It doesn’t matter”. End ID]
[ID: Chuuya is standing behind Dazai. He looks mad but Dazai is smiling. Dazai says: “I know what you are”. Chuuya responds "Say it… Out Loud. Say it” with the last part in bold. In picture below Chuuya is still behind Dazai. He has a serious expression and Dazai is smiling in a cheeky way. Dazai says in bold “Vampire”. End ID]
[ID: Dazai is lying in his bed with his eyes closed. He says “About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Chuuya was a vampire”. In picture below he’s sitting on his bed with his eyes still closed. He says "Second, there was a part of him – and I didn’t know how dominant that part may be – that thirsted for my blood”. In the last picture Dazai is standing next to the window. Outside Chuuya is standing with his motorcycle. Dazai says in bold "And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.” End ID]
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Imagine having to compete with a fucking gun. Like "Babe, please." Partner, shining his gun named Sasha: "I need to clean my gun"
And then you cry in the corner for half an hour. AND THEN, after cleaning his five fucking guns, he comes over and cuddles.
Somebody pls redraw this as emesis blue medic
If Pyro was a teen in 2020, they would totally name themself Arson
Art is too big for tumblr! higher quality version on my twitter
idk about you guys but I like the silly hat game and the funny mercenaries, lets keep TF2 alive and well, yeah?
im dead most of the time, but sometimes I sceam about the things i like |they/them|
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