"u are annoying" ok so shove ur dick down my throat
Don't give me that "looking respectfully" crap I make my tits that prominent for a reason
so what if I sucked his dick. his knuckles were split and bloody from defending my safety and my honour what else was I supposed to do
unrelated but one of the bad fanfiction lines that has been trapped in my head for LITERALLY 22 years was a beauty and the beast fanfic in which belle said “be careful, im a virgin in my vagina”. this has been on the tip of my tongue threatening to burst out of my mouth for decades
"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas
adult sideblog of @loveasachoice 😳💞 not everything on here is meant to be horny sometimes it's just nudity or dumb dick humor or vibing as an adult. all characters depicted are 18+. minors / no age / AI = blocked
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