I just read a post the other day and it was a writer (I love them) saying Mike’s speech was good NOT BECAUSE IT WAS GOOD OR WELL WRITTEN but because it’s definitely some dumb shit a 15 year old kid would say when they’re trying to just say things and I’m laughing cause that’s so fucking true.
Like the speech isn’t good, it’s not deep or well done, but that is so something a kid would say, like it’s realistic and cringey. The more you think about it though, the funnier it is, because Mike was forced into giving the confession and he really said “okay fuck what do people say in those shit movies— oh! I love you on your good and bad days…uh…shit shit okay, I loved you since the first time I saw you! Yeah that’s good, and (what did that one guy say in that movie my mom loves?) my life started the day I met you!”
Like the more you think about it, it’s so fucking funny because it’s so obvious they took the most basic lines from cheesy rom com movies and made Mike say them. Because that’s ABSOLUTELY how a stressed kid would act in this situation. It really looks like Mike heard this stuff in a movie and saw the girl swoon there and just thinks it’s gonna do the job.
Do I ever want to watch it? No it makes me vomit it’s horrendous, but when you look at it from the light I think we’re supposed to, it’s hilarious because it’s so Mike.
bitches be like "will byers is my comfort character" and then this is will byers.
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And last but not least, lo and behold
(Honorably mention to merlin and King Arthur, the medieval Sherlock and watson)
yknow i would’ve called it a coincidence if it just happened once
but when it becomes a continuous pattern it gets kind of sus....
if 2024 comes and ya’ll have gaslit me into believing the monologue was a work of art and excellent storytelling only for it to turn out to be all for nothing i’m gonna be so mad
with all the recent “controversy” surrounding the whole “mike likes el” thing, i just want to say this so that people don’t get in over themselves.
as others have said before, doubt is important for both sides to stay engaged. they need us to remain hooked in so we’ll watch s5 and generate revenue and blah blah blah.
but just remember (looking at u heteros) queerbaiting is a very real thing, and “straight-baiting” does not exist. like at all.
queerbaiting is a term used to describe our very real exclusion from mainstream media. it’s honestly quite malicious, because showrunners and filmmakers use queer audiences as a pawn. they never intend to represent us, they just want to lure us in so they can maximise their views and profits.
which just means, yet again, that mainstream media will invariably pander to the GA, which is why “straight-baiting” can’t exist. ur already the majority, everything is already made for u. why would mainstream media need to hook u in, when u already make up a significant portion of their viewership anyway?
like lets not forget that stranger things currently has a 0:4 ratio of leading queer couples and leading het couples. they currently have a 2:12 ratio of explicitly leading queer characters and leading het characters.
this means that yes, if byler doesn’t happen, it will be queerbaiting. why? queer audiences do not have rich, complex, fully developed relationships in this show otherwise. sure, we have will, who is indubitably a complex and rich character, with seasons-worth of development, but… 1:12? is this really the type of representation that queer audiences deserve? and if byler does happen, that’ll change the ratio to 1:3, which really isn’t that significant because yet again, u are the majority.
u cannot be baited with rich, complex, fully developed representation pouring out the show for u. u cannot just use a term that is rooted in our historical prohibition from media, just because the ship u want isn’t canon. ur personal disappointment cannot even begin to mirror the collective betrayal and rejection that is felt when queer audiences are intentionally mislead and cast to the side.
yk in the begginig of S3 when jancy are getting ready to go to work but nancy has to go out of the byers´s house through jonathan´s window cause she stayed over, and then she meets him outside to drive to work? well give me that exact same scene in S5 but instead nancy climbs out of jonathan´s bedroom (how did the byers got the old house again?dont know dont care) and just as she´s getting out there´s this loud ass noise and it´s just. mike wheeler coming out of will´s window. there´s just silence between the two wheelers for a good second until mike´s like. need a ride? so we get the awkward sibling bonding moment on mike´s bike between them abt hey what were you doing getting out of jon´s window? and the what were YOU doing getting out of will´s? and again. awkward sibling bonding moment silence. mutual acceptance if you will. that would be the ultimate my byler confirmation
the wheelers seeing each other sneak out of the byers’ home:
if mike wheeler is straight then why is he played by finn wolfhard?
it would’ve been so so easy for them to still make Will gay without making him have a crush on Mike. so easy.
but why would it specifically be Mike if it were going to be one sided? to make him one of the most miserable characters?
also it would be such shitty writing if they went with him confessing to Mike, Mike rejecting him but accepting him, Will understanding and then they go completely back to normal and give Will a random boyfriend in the last season