Sans: Why? Why would you do this?
Y/n: Don't get me wrong Sans, I do love you
Y/N: But now it's payback time for the puns
*Pulls out draw four Uno card* Boom
A Griffin is a mythical monster that is a mix of Feline and Avian form. There are two sub-groups, feral and domestic. The feral sub-group has two tiers, Winged and Wingless. They are Quadrupeds, often with their front legs being avian, and their rear legs Feline, as well as a feather tipped feline tail. They have beaks and their respective feline eyes. Domestic Griffins are more commonly known as Griffs. In terms of all around power, they are stronger than Hellhounds, but weaker than Dragons.
Domestic
They are usually calm and docile and great with children. Their Kits are often good company for toddlers. They are commonly both male and female.
Russian Bluebird
A Russian bluebird is the least common type of domestic Griff, but the best with children. They are characterized by Blue-Grey fur with blue feathers on their back and a reddish chest and a white stomach. This type of Griff is low maintenance, but does require a toy or two. They are the same general size as a Tuxedo Robin, only about an inch shorter, making them the smallest type of Griff. Their Kits work best with toddlers, since they are very docile, even at this age, making them the perfect companion.
Persian Macaw
A Persian Macaw is an uncommon type of Griff, but very well known in pet shows, where they work best. Characterized by white fur and bright, colorful red, blue, and green tipped yellow feathers. They are a very high maintenance Griff, requiring quite a bit of grooming, at least once a week, and can be picky when it comes to food. They are the largest type of Griff.
Tuxedo Robin
A Tuxedo robin is the most common type of Griff, being the most hyperactive and affectionate of the Griff's. They are characterized by Black or Dark Grey fur on their back, Red orange chests, White fur on their stomach, and Dark brown feathers. They are a somewhat high maintenance Griff, requiring several toys for stimulation, but are still great with children and toddlers.
A Hellhound is a Mythical Monster of a Canine form. There are two sub-groups, Feral and Domestic. In terms of all around power, they are the weakest classification of High Tier Mythic.
Domestic
This sub-group of hellhounds is characterized in general by types of canine monsters that resemble domestic dogs. They often make for great household allies, and if you treat them right, their loyalty is unwavering. On some of the images, you may have to scroll to see them. Look for the name that matches.
Ancient Pharaoh Hound
Blackhound
They can be either, but females are more common.
Bloodhound
Bull Terror
Chomp Chomp
Damnation
Demonic Bernard
Goregi
Irish Werewolf Hound
They are strictly Male. They breed with other breeds instead
Rot-Weiler
They can be either, but males are more common
Siberian Haunted
Soulful Retriever
They are strictly Female. They breed with other breeds instead
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Your life is too valuable to waste. There is only one of you, so please don’t take a one of a kind person away. If you need, I’ll chat, you can send a chat anytime. I’ll respond.
A Dragon is a Type of mythical monster of reptilian form. They are one of the most well known and diverse species out there. There are two sub-groups, Feral and Domestic. The term Dragon is the name of one classification of their species, as well as a general name for them.
Domestic
Domestic Dragons are small. They make for great Household or Small Child protectors. They are good with small children. They wouldn't attack any young child, ever. They are more commonly referred to as Dragos. They have no fire, but can deal some serious damage with their teeth if necessary, but never a child.
Teacup Drago
A Teacup Drago is a somewhat uncommon classification of Drago, Characterized by looking like a feral Dragon, but much more calm and collected. They are more like a Golden retriever, despite their size. They are calm and loyal, and will protect your house. They are also very intelligent and caring.
Pocket Drago
A Pocket Drago is the smallest and rarest classification of Drago, characterized by pretty much being a pocket sized feral Dragon. They come in brighter colors, and are very fearsome, until you scritch between it's teeny wings. Despite being called Pocket Drago, they actually prefer being on the palm of your hand or on your shoulder. They are the most cat like. They can and will lay on your face at night.
Plush Drago
A Plush Drago is the most common type of Drago, characterized by being a literal living dragon plush. They can look like any type of feral dragon, but are absolute cuddle bugs, and will protect small children at any cost. They are very loyal, and will protect a child even after it is grown. They love to be cuddled every night.
This is absolutely amazing.
Here we are back again for a 48 hour log off protest of the current version of Post+.
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We’ll be running countdown posts leading up to the main event!
We’re logging off for 48 hours! So, for example, if you log out on October 2, 2021 at 1pm JST you’ll log back on October 4, 2021 at 1 pm JST!
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Tumblr recently announced a new feature called Post+ meant to help content creators make money while keeping a cut to help maintain the site. Not a bad idea, right?
The problem is that tumblr actively encouraged the use of Post+ in conjunction with fan works. Which is, despite the way they continue to side step it, highly illegal. Not enough people are aware of that fact.
Our mission is to force tumblr to either rebrand the Post+ feature as something for original content ONLY and/or offer a means to help the site survive outside of monetizing fan work. We want the see tumblr thrive but Post+ has the potential for ruining everything. Give us a better option, @staff ! In fact, HERE are some options!
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I absolutely ADORED part one, and tried to find it for so long, before finding your blog. Thank you for making this.
You guys absolutely blew up over the first one and wanted more, and I said I had more ideas so I thought I’d make a part 2. This part though is just a little story based off of the original headcannons. Here’s part 1.
After Agent Fowler bought Miko more magnet stuff, her Jack and Raf started making magnets at the base over the weekend instead of at home. Most of the bots were grateful for this because it meant that Miko was too busy making magnets to sneak on missions with the other bots.
One time, the kids, Bee, and Bulkhead were coloring and making magnets on the floor of the base. Miko freezes up mid cutting some paper and just gets this look on her face all of a sudden. She looks at a huge chunk of cut up magnet and just stares at it for a good 20 seconds.
She then looks at Ratchet across the room, And just stares at him with this blank yet thinking expression. The scissors in her hand are still positioned mid cut. She turns and looks at Bulkhead, who notices. She squints at him, then looks back at Ratchet, then back at the clump of scrap magnet.
Miko then nods like she’s finalized a decision. She puts down the paper and scissors and stands up. She picks up the scrap magnet and proceeds to sneakily waddle over to Ratchet with it, Ratchet doesn’t notice. Raf, Jack, Bulk and Bee look at each other with fear and anticipation. She gets behind Ratchet some feet and raises it over her head and screams,
“RATCHET THERE’S A SCRAPLET ON YOUR LEG!!” And then chucks at him as hard as she can. It hits and sticks to Ratchets leg with a loud clank, this scares the absolute snot out of him.
He moves faster than anyone has ever seen him move, he let out a shriek, snagged the “Scraplet” and threw it against the wall as hard as he could in one quick succession.
He threw it against the wall so hard if left a dent. The look on Ratchet’s face made it clear his spark rate was through the friggin roof. He’s freaking out, but once he realizes that what is stuck to the wall isn’t a mangled Scraplet and sees the about-to-bust-out-laughing face Miko had.. He looks at her and shouts, “MIKO!!!“ in that annoyed parent tone.
Everyone loses it. Miko couldn’t hear Ratchet scolding her over her own laughter. But then it gets even better when Optimus comes in from the other room so see what all the commotion was. He walks in, sees the magnet and just kind’a goes,
As you can see by the illustration, Ratchet was very embarrassed and Miko had a stroke.
Papyrus:*rolling by unsteadily on a pair of Heelys* JESUS TAKE THE WHEELY!!!!
Mettaton: Papyrus...NO!
Toriel: WHO GAVE HIM THOSE!?!
Sans *Slowly rolling by on his own pair of heelys*: *Casually flips Mettaton off*
Also Sans: *Subtly speeds up in case papyrus falls*
Mettaton: offended robot noises
Toriel: *Looks into camera like she's on The Office*
I’m not Jewish, but this, this is just plain wrong
how come goyim will make 30k note posts about why not to use antisemitic memes but ignore the SEVERAL hate crimes that have been committed since chanukah started
She/Her, Mostly garbage, 💮16💮Panromantic Asexual, just an idiot having fun, loving my darling Bluebird with all of my heart, and acknowledge the art other than the skeles as her talent
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