Helium
Helium
“Sans!” You scream as you dash into the living room of your house, effectively waking your Boyfriend up, “I wanna show you something real quick.”
This causes him to sit up straight, full attention on you. “What?” You pull out your phone, and show him a sad song. “I wanna sing this for you, may I? Please?” you ask, giving puppy dog eyes.
“Of course, go ahead.”
You press play on your phone...
Then pull a balloon you hid behind your back out in the open, and inhale some of it’s contents. Your voice effectively 2 octaves higher.
“You, And I, We’re like fireworks and symphonies exploding in the sky.”
Sans, pulls out his phone, and presses record, already laughing. Unknown to you, of course.
“With you, I’m alive, like all the missing pieces of my heart, they finally collide.”
You quickly take another puff of helium. your boyfriend is in stitches, tears in his eye sockets. He’s also right beside you for some reason. What you don’t know, is that he remotely set up his phone, and is now recording you both.
“So stop time right here in the moonlight, ‘cause I don’t ever wanna close my eyes.”
“With out you, I feel broke, Like I’m half of a whole. Without you I’ve got no hand to hold.”
Another quick puff. You bite your tongue, but you keep going anyway.
“Without you, I feel torn, Like a sail in a storm. Without you, I’m just a sad song. I’m just a sad song”
He grabs the balloon, and takes a puff, before singing himself.
“With you, I fall. It’s like I’m leaving all my past in silhouettes upon the wall. With you, I’m a beautiful mess, it’s like we’re standing hand in hand with all our fears up on the edge.”
You’re snickering at the wink he sent you when he sang beautiful mess. Papyrus walks in, confused. he goes to say something, but you shush him.
“So stop time right here in the moonlight, ‘cause I don’t ever wanna close my eyes.”
You’re giggling too now. He takes another breath of the balloon’s contents, and you do too. A duet for the next part.
Without you, I feel broke, like I’m half of a whole. Without you I’ve got no hand to hold. Without you, I feel torn, like a sail in a storm. Without you, I’m just a sad song. I’m just a sad song.”
Papyrus has had enough. So have you and Sans. You two break down laughing, and Papyrus turns off the song before leaving, completely done with the two of you.
Sans walks over to his phone, which you had no clue was running, and stops the video.
Pulling you into a hug, he whispers, “Thanks, Angel. I needed that.”
“Me too. That was a blast.”
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I GOTTA try this sometime!
OK to make a font out of your own writing
go here
http://www.myscriptfont.com/
instead of printing it off just use this blank thing that way you dont have to scan it or anything
so fill that out by pasting it in any art program and whatnot
then save it and upload it to that site
and itll give you an option to download it
so do that and then install it BAM
Laughing at your own mistakes can lengthen your life... Laughing at your wife's mistakes can shorten it.
William Shakespeare
Such a shame indeed.
Would also be really annoying if they wore heat resistant gloves to throw back the hot tear gas canisters and if this got shared to all those protesting…
Mythics
Hello, Jaybird Here. I am putting this here. I made several types of Mythical beasts, Though a some are generic, I try to add my own personal Headcanons to a lot of them. Especially the hellhounds and Griffins, I specifically designed several of each. I just wanted to warn anyone looking at my small and crappy blog in advance.
This actually ties to a personal headcanon of mine, that mythical monsters are still on the surface, only in hiding. It would explain why that kind of monster isn’t seen underground, and why their mythology is still around, unlike the rest of the monsters, not even known at all, really.
POST PLUS PROTEST PHASE 2 : 48 Hour Edition
Here we are back again for a 48 hour log off protest of the current version of Post+.
WHEN?
October 2, 2021
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We’ll be running countdown posts leading up to the main event!
We’re logging off for 48 hours! So, for example, if you log out on October 2, 2021 at 1pm JST you’ll log back on October 4, 2021 at 1 pm JST!
Also! Our Australian friends, take note that daylight savings/summer time ends in certain territories on October 3rd!
WHY?
Exhibits A, B, C, D, E
Tumblr recently announced a new feature called Post+ meant to help content creators make money while keeping a cut to help maintain the site. Not a bad idea, right?
The problem is that tumblr actively encouraged the use of Post+ in conjunction with fan works. Which is, despite the way they continue to side step it, highly illegal. Not enough people are aware of that fact.
Our mission is to force tumblr to either rebrand the Post+ feature as something for original content ONLY and/or offer a means to help the site survive outside of monetizing fan work. We want the see tumblr thrive but Post+ has the potential for ruining everything. Give us a better option, @staff ! In fact, HERE are some options!
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WILL THIS WORK?
We got tumblr to temporarily hide the original Post+ posts and possibly made wip a thing. So who knows?
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Keep checking @postplus-protest for updates and further info, especially updates to this post! Thank you, all of you, for participating or boosting!
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If someone can draw this, I will ADORE you!
Something cute for tfa megs please <3
((I love TFA Megs))
You remember an incident when Megatron had first arrived on Earth, with absolutely no knowledge of the planet. He had kept his cybertronian alt mode and parked inconspicuously in an alley way located in the middle of a hugely populated city. It hadn’t taken long before several cats, from different directions, had grouped under, beside and on top of his alt mode, each purring happily. One of them had simply batted at a moving component playfully when he attempted to scare them off. He had returned to you with the felines still clinging to his armor, refusing to move from their positions. He had looked at you with an utterly helpless expression that did not fit on a former gladiator “I do not understand these organics.”
yeah,,, I'm just gonna make sure i don't get cursed real quick.
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You said “Black Lives Matter”.
Well mine is on the line.
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friendly reminder that there are no minimum requirements you have to meet before you can write and post fanfic
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you don’t need to be caught up with every piece of canon content out there
you don’t need to be a superfan or know everything about every character
all you need is an idea and a willingness to write it down. the rest will come in time ❤
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