•The Signs As Relationship Goals

Some knowledge ✊🏾

A concept

Brian wanting to paint something awesome for noah and asking jude for help because let’s be honest the boy can’t even draw a straight line. And Jude gets so excited !!!! She gathers pamphlets and art books and tries to teach him a billion techniques he can’t even begin to comprehend and he’s just! so! lost! He spends a week working on 5 different sketches and “ohmygod jude they’re terrible, i’m terrible, i don’t know how you two do it, i should have sticked to sports. Do you think he’d like a signed ball??? Or maybe a telescope??” Oscar just laughs because god damn of course picasso would fall in love with a guy who can’t tell the difference between the color yellow and the color mustard. In the end, he ends up giving Noah a simple pencil drawing of him and noah star gazing with smudges all over bc he’s left handed and the struggle is real. he writes a tiny ‘i love you’ in the corner of the paper with a smiley face bc he’s a fucking dork like that and he’s so embarrased when he gives it to Noah like srsly he can’t even look at him. But even though it’s kinda terrible and it looks like it was done by a 9-year-old in sweetwine standards, Noah absolutely loves it. And late at night he stares at it and tries to hold back tears because jesus he has spent so much of his time drawing and painting the world and the people around him and no one besides his sister had ever taken the time to draw something JUST FOR HIM. and of course he spends the rest of the week grinning ,feeling like he’s walking on clouds and god he’s honestly considering having it framed????? and he’s so so glad he isn’t a horse because he loves that rock-collecting baseball-playing boy so damn much and he doesn’t know where he would be without him.

SLYTHERIN: “I know my value. Anyone else’s opinion doesn’t really matter.” –Michele Fazekas + Tara Butters (Peggy Carter: Agent Carter: Valediction)

Engineer 1 : 0 Architect. 😂😂

me: *patiently waiting for talented people to start writing “fbi agent watching me AU” fanfics of my otps*

fbi agent watching me:

types of girls: movie genres

comedy: red lipstick, dancing in the rain, the thrill of being alive, stupid selfies over actually pretty ones, body positivity, standing up for your friends, dog people, street smart

romance: paris, insecure about looks, wants to write poetry, literature lover, gets a million crushes every day, natural make-up, always reassures their friends, wants to be liked by everybody, one or two close friends but lots of acquaintances

indie: headphones, wistful expression, rain and thunderstorms, hipster aesthetic, not very school smart, dancing, shy, deep blue, sugary foods, reclusive, chooses who they trust

fantasy: suprisingly into psychology, sweet smiling, keeping secrets, loyal friend but unpopular, head full of thoughts, keeps to themself, can be childish, ice-cream although it’s winter, humming songs to yourself

action: fast-paced, messy hair and handwriting, tragic backstory, dyed streaks in hair, first of your friends to drive a car, the youngest sibling, gets bored on planes, using your phone, outcast or stands up for outcasts, dark red and dark blue and rich black

crime: quiet, sarcastic comments, has a deep voice, very funny around those they know, math pro, smokes, can sometimes be rude to people, harsh words

cartoon: yellow converse, good attitude, traumatic experiences have happened to them in the past but they’re recovering, lemonade, carnivals in summer, shorts, knowing just the right thing to say to your friend, puns

anime: flowers, cutesy decorations, really good at drawing, classical music, studies a lot, does yoga, probably vegetarian, is very friendly but doesn’t have many close friends, feels alone sometimes, smarter than most believe, cute heels, pastel colors

musical: vibrant, always has a song stuck in their head, doodles in class, pretty aesthetic, can be silly, fancy restaurants, playing harmlesss pranks, an extrovert, plays an instrument

drama: loud laugh, deep purple shade aesthetic, has a million accounts, sunglasses, dancing even if you can’t do it well, making dirty jokes, journal, seems open but actually is very secretive, intelligent, can be brash, doesn’t wear make-up

Sirius: how do you tell someone you like them without telling them you like them

Remus: I dunno, just compliment them?

Sirius: have I ever told you how nice your hair looks in the mornings?

Remus: yeah, try that on them

Sirius: they’re really oblivious though

Remus: maybe just tell them you like them, then

Sirius: I like you, Moony

Remus: yeah, exactly like that!

Sirius: …

James: oh my god

Some school boy types because iM GAY

Notebook boys: You’d think they know a lot but no they’re head is in the clouds, dorky smiles and odd doodles for days, probably smell like a biology class room, always day dreaming especially during serious situations, not good with physical affection but will write you so many love letters and notes

Backpack boys: They always have what you need???? How???, doesn’t have one specific scent instead they have a variety ranging from day to day, clingy but not in a bad way they just want cuddles, under appreciated™, the original mom friend, full of energy and happy most of the time but when they’re not you need to RUN

Pen boys: Holds grudges like nothing else, likes to act tough, leather jackets and ripped skinny jeans, they only own black there is nothing else, just as clingy as backpack boys they just don’t show it, probably has tattoos, dark doodles on their arms, mystery scars that they never talk about, never broken the law but if people keep testing them…

Microscope boys: Get ya facts here!, the official nerd, really thick glasses how are they not blind, probably has straight A’s, has that sort of rarely used classroom kind of scent, bad puns and nothing else, they will not laugh unless you show them a really bad meme, knows almost every bill nye episode by heart

Desk boys: Litterally always asleep, and they can fall asleep on anything, covered in the weirdest tattoos, probably has gotten a tattoo of at least one fruit, class clown when they are actually awake, has a few scars from the craziest things, loves retro everything, probably smell kinda sweet but also kinda musty

White board boys: They remember nothing, absolutely nothing except for bad jokes and good memories, cute snickers at puns, will they ever mature? Probably not, they may not remember much but they’ll always remember if you upset them but luckily they don’t hold grudges, can’t draw that well but that doesn’t stop them , firm believers that nothing lasts forever, they don’t really have a scent they just smell… familiar

people as decades

1920: lace gloves, diamond chandeliers, dry cocktails, curtains blowing in the wind, heartbreak, cigarettes, swollen lips, silver feathers, pearls on the floor

1950: bubblegum, sewing kits, red lipstick, kissing at the drive-in, static on tv, coca-cola, diner booths, whispering secrets, always sad, strawberry milkshakes

1960: cat-eyes, pink bikinis, type writers, rock music, heart-shaped sunglasses, cheeseburgers, florescent lights, leather sofas, anti-government

1970: roller-skates, acceptance, suede, roses, picking daises, at war, and angry, falling asleep, lip gloss, reading in the grass, bad music, burning candles

1980: neon lights, smudged mascara, corded phones, stepping on a lego, butterfly tattoo, star wars, loud arcades, riding your bike with friends, ponytail

1990: silver sneakers, patches on your backpack, young love, denim jackets, cartoons and comics, too close to death, swimming pools, mixtapes, black

2000: babydoll pink, soft-serve ice cream, sunglasses, the smell of chemicals, crushed velvet, sports, cell phones, wild highlights, teenage rebellion

2010: nostaligia, frosted donuts, glitter, sadness, big scarves, coffee, stickers, watering your plants, tangled headphones, bullet journals, greasy pizza

Types of People

-liquid galaxies: Has a deep love for fuzzy blankets. Just wanna cuddle and watch good movies. Has a soft spot for animals. Loves hot cocoa. Will sit with you until 4 in the morning just talking about the meaning of life. Thinks about the infiniteness of the universe a lot. Listens to lofi study playlists on youtube, you know the ones. Overthinks. Constantly trying to be a better person. Grateful for the little things in life. Just want to talk with someone. An Intellectual™. Wants to read more than they do. They don’t just hug you, they hold you tight and make you feel a little less alone in the world. 

-bottled sunshine: Loves pressing flowers and essential oils. The type of person you’d grab brunch with. They care about bees more than most people care about anything. Probably has a garden or at least a few plants. Their laugh is the nicest sound you will ever hear. Nice fashion sense. Will defend the color yellow to their grave. Likes for things to match. Puts everything into their calendar/planner. Likes spinning in circles and stretching and bouncing and swinging your joint hands back and forth. Loves to go on walks. Looking at their smile will make you a little more happy to be alive.

-Moonlit lakes: Tea addict. A little on the quiet side. Loves long baths and scented candles. Trying to be a nicer person because they don’t realize how nice they already are. Loves to sit and just take in the scenery. Great listeners, make you feel heard. The Mom Friend™. Texts to ask if you’re okay or if you had a good day. Notices things most people don’t. Always have a different perspective. Needs to let people help them a bit more.  A little ball of stress but trying their hardest. They will look you in your eyes with such warmth and love that you love yourself just a tad more too.

-Lighting Veins: Has probably drunk at least one energy drink in the last hour. The type of person you go out on the town with. Extravert. What they lack in self control they make up for with sheer enthusiasm. Always starting a new project. Full of inspiration. Can never shut off their mind. Will laugh with you over the stupidest things. A bit on the sarcastic side. Full of wanderlust. Constantly talks about all the trips they want to go on and places they want to see. Wants to do everything. Wants to be everything. Listening to them talk about your dreams makes you a bit more excited about existing.