Hiii can you do the pronouns percentage with lover and folklore in? I've just seen the one with rep included but FOLKLORE IS SO GAY. Also you're doing gods work thank you so much đ
Hi! Iâve updated the charts to include Folklore - there is actually already a post which includes the pronouns from Lover (here) if youâre interested to see what has and hasnât changed.
As always, the songs not included in these charts are those from Taylorâs unreleased catalogue; those for which Taylor is credited as co-writer, but which were released by another artist (e.g. Kellie Picklerâs âBest Days of Your Lifeâ); and her OSTs (Eyes Open, Safe and Sound, Sweeter Than Fiction, I Donât Wanna Live Forever and Beautiful Ghosts).
The charts are organised as follows below.
Songs with unqualified âmaleâ (pro)nouns â âheâ functions as Taylorâs primary romantic interest:
Tim McGraw
Teardrops on My Guitar
Stay Beautiful
I'd Lie
Fifteen
Hey Stephen
Forever & Always
Iâm Only Me When Iâm With You â âJust a small-town boy and girlâ
Today Was a Fairy-tale â âYou were the prince/ I used to be a damsel in distressâ
Dear John
Better Than Revenge
Superman
Red
I Knew You Were Trouble
The Moment I Knew
Girl at Home
Blank Space â âYou're the King, baby, I'm your Queenâ
Style
Shake It Off
Wildest Dreams
You Are in Love
âŠReady for It
I Did Something Bad
King of my heart â âKing of my heart, body and soulâ
Call It What You Want
Better Man â âI wish you were a better manâ
Cruel Summer â âHe looks up grinning like a devilâ
Lover â âI take this magnetic force of a man to be my loverâ
I Think He Knows
Paper Rings â âWrap your arms around me, baby boyâ
London Boy
Songs with qualified âmaleâ pronouns:
Tied Together with a Smile â not autobiographical.
Our Song â uses reversed perspective.
Love Story â uses reversed perspective.
The Way I Loved You â constructs an opposition between âheâ and the gender non-specific âyou,â who is the true romantic interest.
Haunted â constructs an opposition between âheâ and the gender non-specific âyou,â who is the true romantic interest.
Speak Now â uses reversed perspective.
Starlight â not autobiographical.
Begin Again â constructs an opposition between âheâ and the gender non-specific âyou,â who is the true romantic interest.
New Romantics â it is (arguably) unclear whether the single male pronoun refers to a romantic interest of Taylorâs own (or of her fellow new romantics).
Donât Blame Me â Taylorâs primary romantic interest is the gender non-specific âyou,â however note: âIâve been breakin' hearts a long time, and/toyinâ with them older guys.â
Gorgeous â constructs an opposition between âheâ/ âa boyfriendâ and the gender non-specific âyou,â who is the true romantic interest.
Getaway Car âconstructs an opposition between âheâ and the gender non-specific âyou,â who is the true romantic interest.
Miss Americana and the Heartbreak Prince â it is not only arguable that the âheartbreak princeâ is independently a gender-neutral epithet (as claimed by Halsey) but also that âmeâ and âthe heartbreak princeâ is the proper syntactic pair (âitâs you and meâŠMiss Americana and the Heartbreak Princeâ)
Songs with âfemaleâ (pro)nouns:
 A Place in This World â âgirlâ is self-referential. The songâs subject is not romantic in nature.
Should've Said No â âherâ refers to the third party in Taylorâs relationship with a romantic interest whose gender is non-specific (you).
Mary's Song (Oh My My My)
Invisible â âsheâ refers to Taylorâs rival for the affection of a romantic interest whose gender in non-specific (you).
The Other Side of the Door â âsheâ refers to the third party in Taylorâs relationship with a romantic interest whose gender is non-specific (you).
White Horse â âsheâ refers to the third party in Taylorâs relationship with a romantic interest whose gender is non-specific (you).
You Belong with Me â âsheâ refers to the third party in Taylorâs relationship with a romantic interest whose gender is non-specific (you).
Mine â uses reversed perspective; âsheâ is self-referential. Taylorâs romantic interest is gender non-specific (you).
How You Get the Girl â âherâ may refer either to Taylor herself or to her romantic interest.
This is what you came for
Babe â âherâ refers to the third party in Taylorâs relationship w/ a romantic interest whose gender is non-specific (you).
End Game â âgirlâ occurs only in the featured parts. Taylorâs own romantic interest is gender non-specific (you).
The Man â âwhatâs it like to brag aboutâŠgetting bitches and models.â Â
ME! â âbaby girl when it comes to a lover.â Note that âyouâre the kind of guy the ladies wantâ is implicitly contrasted with âand thereâs a lot of cool chicks out thereâ which is the âone of these thingsâ that âis not like the others, like a rainbow with all of the colours.â Taylor has further stated that ME! Is her first song about âbaby chickens.â
The Last Great American Dynasty â âsheâ refers to Rebekah Harkness, the biographical subject. Â
Mad Woman â âsheâ is the wife of the subject âyou,â rather than a romantic interest of the persona âIâ.
Betty â uses reversed perspective, although the argument can also be made that actually âJamesâ is a girl/Taylor herself.
Songs with gender-neutral pronouns:
Picture to Burn
Cold as You
The Outside
A Perfectly Good Heart
Jump Then Fall
Untouchable
Come in with the Rain
Superstar
Fearless
Breathe
Tell Me Why
You're Not Sorry
The Best Day â the lyrics are not romantic.
Change â the lyrics are not romantic.
Beautiful Eyes
I heart?
Sparks Fly
Back to December
Mean â the lyrics are not romantic.
The Story of Us
Never Grow Up â the lyrics are not romantic.
Enchanted
Innocent
Last Kiss
Long Live
Ours
If This Was a Movie
Crazier
Christmases When You Were Mine
Christmas Must Be Something More
State of Grace
Treacherous
All Too Well
22
I Almost Do
We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together
Stay Stay Stay
The Last Time
Holy Ground
Sad Beautiful Tragic
The Lucky One
Everything Has Changed
Come Back... Be Here
Welcome to New York â note, however: âyou can want who you want, boys and boys and girls and girls.â
Out of the Woods
All You Had to Do Was Stay
I Wish You Would
Bad Blood
This Love
I Know Places
Clean
Wonderland
Look What You Made Me Do
So It Goes
Delicate
Dancing with Our Hands Tied
Dress
This is Why We Canât Have Nice Things â the lyrics are not romantic.
New Yearâs Day
I Forgot That You Existed
The Archer
Cornelia Street
Death by a Thousand Cuts
Soon Youâll Get Better â the lyrics are not romantic
False God
You Need to Calm Down â (i.) the lyrics are not romantic and (ii.) both âmy gownâ and âhis gownâ are subsumed by âour gowns.â
Afterglow
Itâs Nice to Have a Friend
Daylight
Christmas Tree Farm
Only the Young â the lyrics are not romantic.
The 1
Cardigan
Exile  â in lyrical terms, the love interest is gender neutral (âyouâ); the pronoun âheâ describes this âyouâsâ new lover.
My Tears Ricochet
Mirrorball
Seven â the pronouns are gender neutral (âyouâ) but the love interest is, arguably, female coded. Thus âyour braids like a patternâ and âpack your dolls and a sweater.â
August
This is me trying
Illicit Affairs â Â the love interestâs pronouns are gender neutral (âyouâ). However, they are arguably female coded. Thus, âleave the perfume on the shelf that you picked out just for him.â
Invisible String â the love interestâs pronouns are gender neutral (âyouâ). Note, however, âfor the boys who broke my heart.â
Epiphany â the lyrics are not romantic
Peace
Hoax
The Lakes
just remembering how karlie posted this on october 26, 2014, the eve of 1989's midnight release, kind of implying that she was out of the country (but she was actually snapped by a fan in nyc with taylor)
but the fact that she chose this particular picture... with (her?) hands making our girl's signature heart sign which she became so known for that it's practically unofficially copyrighted by the Taylor Swiftâą brand....
There are plenty and great ones around, primarily Kaylor master post I, Kaylor master post II, Kaylor Evidence, Reputation Era Master Post. Using existing master-posts and various Kaylor materials, this post is intended to share how I made sense of Kaylor, as well as what I consider equally important as looking through pieces of information and establishing evidences:
Connecting pieces of information and evidences in a coherent timeline to highlight (an established) pattern of events, and subsequently digesting them through a wider lens of reasons.Â
Drawing related pieces of information and interconnecting them within certain timeline or context â literally or mentally, always helped me to make a better sense of things. I used the same approach to make sense of Kaylor, and these are a beautified version of the doodles I did. It is not intended as a complete list of events since you can get it from digging through all the master-posts and all Kaylorsâ archives. Rather, this drawing picked on some events with a key purpose to show the connection and pattern of things. By taking a less fragmented and more holistic take on things, I am hoping it will give us a better perspective to digest information with a clearer (and kinder) lens.
Building blocks to construct my thought process:Â
Kaylor-meter: the chronology of Kaylor events,Â
Gaylor-meter: the chronology of Tayâs gay footprints,Â
Beard-fest: bearding and PR stunts related to Kaylor / Gaylor
Word-orama:Â the closest narrative to what Taylor felt, saw and experienced throughout her journey. In some part, they are perhaps the most telling account of the emotional journey she went through the meter, the fest and her life in general.
As always, follow, go and dig through archives in these senior folks for abundant golden nuggets @jennyboom21 @tallcurlygirl @whaler13bg @taytaysbeard @kaydar @all-my-possessions. Aside from its general discourse on Kaylor/Gaylor the last two are particularly my go-to and great blogs for their fascinating perspective and essays on lyrics. Content credit goes to these folks and all Kaylors whose posts are included in this piece. There are plenty of other Kaylor blogs with great pieces and thoughts of which are no less important just because they are not mentioned or referred in here.
The way I see it, Kaylor-meter, Gaylor-meter, Beard-fest and Word-orama are interconnected and interwoven fabrics of Taylor (professional) life as an artist. A fascinating - at times mind-boggling, interplay of staged and debunk. There were elements of real life person Taylor throughout the journey, however, in looking into this Kaylor journey I am using âTaylor the product/brandâ lens. (Refer to this post for what I meant by âTaylor the product/brandâ lens)
How to make sense of the graph? The post reference numbers are structured as such to help make an easy connection between Kaylor, Gaylor, beards and songs events. For example: Kissgate - ref# (6) is connected to Tayvin - ref# (6a1) and (6a2) to show that Tayvin events are a PR set up connected to (primarily) Kissgate event in Kaylorâs journey. Please note that I only included some of the events in Kaylor-meter, Gaylor-meter and Beard-fest for the reason that this post is intended to show an established pattern, and not an exhaustive list of events.Â
So what are the patterns that we can see?Â
When Dianna Agron case (D) was leaked, Harry Styles was emerged. However, chain of events indicate otherwise (Da1) (Da2).
When Kissgate (6) happened Calvin Harris was set up as a âboyfriendâ. Once again, the PR stunt worked for the targeted audience, but not to others (6a1) (6a2). Read through the detail in the referred Kissgate and Tayvin master-post to understand why they were connected, and why Tayvin was considered as a stunt and not a real thing between Taylor and Calvin.
When the screaming rainbow Reputation was dropped (10), it was also raining beards on Taylorâs (10a1) (10a2) (10a3) (10a4) and Karlieâs part of the world (y1) (y2) (y3) (y4) (y5)  Â
Plenty of posts about this PR stunts. In short, the beards are up and fly away whenever there is an album release, when the public caught wind of Tayâs gayness, or when materials or events that can be viewed as gay will be released, with a purpose to cover up and to retain the hetero-narrative.Â
(Note: on why beards are needed, refer to Sobering Thought section of this post, as well as search through these folksâ blog: @taytaysbeard @kaydar @paradisekisses)Â Â
Reference posts:
Kaylor-meter: (1)Â (2)Â (3)Â (4)Â (5)Â (6)Â (7)Â (8)Â (9)Â (10)Â (11)
Gaylor-meter: (A)Â (B)Â (C) (D)Â (E)Â (F)
Beard-fest: (Da1)Â (Da2)Â (6a1)Â (6a2)Â (x1)Â (x2)Â (x3)Â (10a1)Â (10a2)Â (10a3)Â (10a4)Â (y1)Â (y2)Â (y3)Â (y4)Â (y5)
You may also want to check this Reference from @all-my-possessions for timeline/master post/general information. (note: this link does not work for mobile users)  Â
Despite the abundant proof of disconnect or illogical events of Taylorâs hetero persona, Taylor official narrative on her albums - except for her two latest albums, still throw people off. However, in looking deeper into her lyrics, significant amount of ambiguity or timeline disconnect have weakened the narrative and indicated that the songs were anything but. Her latest album (Reputation) did so in an a even bolder fashion. As I noted in previous section, Word-orama is another aspect in the stage and debunk games.Â
Some great posts that I found helping in shedding the lights on ambiguity and anything but:
(a-e) a series of essays from @all-my-possessions (note: for mobile users, upon clicking on the link, you will be directed to her main page. Use the search bar on the right top pane of her blog and type in index list to access the essays)
(a-f) a collection of posts dissecting the subject of the song, debunking of the beards from songs angle.
Beard defying songs:Â (e1) (e2) (D-Da-e3) (D-Da-e4) (f3) (f4) (K-f5) (f6)
Media take on reputation: (f1) (f2)Â
So how did I identify the interplay patterns between the meters, beard-fest and word-orama?
When Kissgate (6) happened Calvin Harris was set up as a âboyfriendâ. Once again, the PR stunt worked for the targeted audience, but not to others (6a1) (6a2). And (presumably) to muddle further of the public narrative and to encourage non-het reading, Taylor planted ambiguity through her songs (e1) (e2) (D-Da-e3) (D-Da-e4)
When the screaming rainbow Reputation was dropped (10), it was also raining beards on Taylorâs (10a1) (10a2) (10a3) (10a4) and Karlieâs part of the world  (y1) (y2) (y3) (y4) (y5). Taylor ambiguity further the speculation that it is anything but hetero (f3) (f4) (K-f5) (f6)Â
Side note: Just an additional background for those who are not familiar with Taylorâs work - I didnât, thus the information digging I did: you can view snapshots on Taylorâs album from wikipedia (a) (b) (c) (d) (e) (f)Â
When looking into the information and connecting the dots, one process that I always found important is to digest the connected pieces within its context, and the understanding of the mechanics of and the why behind things. What is the underlying mechanics behind an event? What possible stoppers, risks or ramification that could prevent - what many would see as a natural progression of things, from happening?Â
Selected perspectives I considered important to shed a different - and better, lights on the connected pieces:Â
The media and public lenses: selected posts to highlight what the media and public see and say about Kaylor (primarily). Outsider perspective always helped to balance the notion of subjectivity on things. It also shows that what internal Kaylors see as evidence were viewed through the same lens by the media/public (1)Â (2)Â (3)Â (4)Â (5)Â (6)Â
PR & celebrity PR games:Â selected posts on how things work and why certain events - in Kaylor/Taylor/other celebrities were done in such way. (7)Â (8)Â (9)Â (10)Â (11)Â (12)Â (13)Â (14)Â (15)
Ethic and moral wrestling: privacy violation and outing are the controversies many touted in this fandom for various reasons and intentions. I put in selected posts to give (the needed) perspective on these crucial issues. (16)Â (17)Â (18)Â (19)Â (20)Â (21)
Kaylorsâ words of wisdom: some sobering thoughts to ponder beyond all the excitement in the fandom discourse. (22)Â (23)Â (24)Â (25)Â (26)Â (27)Â (28)Â (29)Â (30)
These kind of information and perspective are a crucial and inseparable part of my take on things, since it gave me a better perspective and discourse.
So thatâs how I made sense of Kaylor and how I formed my opinion on events throughout the journey.Â
Note: aside from seniors mentioned earlier on, special mentioned of blogs with thoughtful discourse: @modellesbians-kaylor @thoseflashinggreeneyes @paradisekissess @kaylorcastle @howyougetthenerd.
Last but not least, the belle of the ballâŠ
Many may see Taylor Swift-Karlie Kloss as just one of those cliche famous musician-model pair up the likes of Adam Levine-Behati Prinsloo, John Legend-Christy Teigen, David Bowie (RIP)-Iman, Mick Jagger-Jerry Hall - of which the list goes on. Who is Karlie Kloss? Is she just one of those pretty faces? The 6 foot giraffe from the Lou does pack a whole lot of punches in answering the stereotyping thrown at her.
Flexing her inner-geek muscle and unleashing her kookie-monster self, Karlie breakdowns stereotyping on those in fashion industry and elevates the platform she has to reach out and opening opportunities for young girls in STEM (Science, Technology, Engineering and Math) whilst opening her heart to those in needs. Owning most of the processes and ideas, her stereotype-defying passion has earned her accolades and acknowledgement from heavy weighters alike.Â
Some of industries appreciation on her passions beyond fashion industry: (1)Â (2)Â (3)Â (4)Â (5)Â (6)Â (7)Â (8)Â (9)Â (10)Â Â Â Â
My go-to blogs for everything Karlie Kloss: @makistar @fuckthesoliddude @karlieklosschileÂ
Folks whose work I draw from. Thank you! Fascinating and great insight!Â
@anotherday-anotherdrama-drama @karlitakloss @kaylor-evidence @larrienation @jennyboom21 @tallcurlygirl @kaydar @taytaysbeard @whaler13bg @all-my-possessions @modellesbians-kaylor @paradisekissess @thoseflashinggreeneyes @castle-of-brick @100percentsunshine @howyougetthenerd @femmetay @kayspiracy @kaylorcastle @ta-swifts @fuckthesoliddude @iloveanimalssavetheworld @karlieskupkake @svnshineswift @kaylorcastle @thoseflashinggreeneyes @broswiftie @xswhitetee @actyourshoesizegirl @thisiskatsblog @out-of-the-klosset @superspider7890 @raleighcat17 @ificoulddancewithyou @makistar @karlieklosschileÂ
As I have noted in the first section of this post, there are plenty of other Kaylor blogs with great pieces and thoughts of which are no less important just because they are not mentioned or referred in this particular work. So, go dive in and find them!
PS. Update or correction will be structured as versioning
Hey, Folks! This post is to try to help some people who still find it difficult to see and believe that there are relationships that are PR. And since this is a Kaylor blog (even if itâs not in my header, one day Iâll still update this. I swear!), Iâll pick up our favorite couple to illustrate some PR situations.
Before starting, an important point to note is that Karlieâs social media accounts have long since become an almost exclusively working tool. For those who followed Karlie Sunshine Kloss this is notorious. I donât even remember the last time I saw a random post of her making funny faces or a silly video of her having real fun with her friends. Posts about herself, Karlie Elizabeth, are very rare. Anyway, nowadays, her IG is basically just work. That is, her posts are made to sell and promote certain products and people⊠like, KWK, IMG models, Jerk, Adidas, EstĂ©e LauderâŠ
Taylor in Quarantine:
1) Taylor said she started working in folklore when âtheyâ (she and WB, she hinted to Apple) were stuck in LA during the lockdown (in California, started on 3/20/20) and that she stayed there for about 4 months. So Tay stayed in LA from late March until, more or less, late July/early August (Rolling Stones magazine).
2) On the day of the release of folklore, Aaron said in his IG that Taylor contacted him to work together in late April, and the next day (04/28) sended a cardigan for him (Tayâs IG âNot a lot going on at the momentâ-04/27).
3) The lockdown was relaxed in California on 5/18. (x)
4) And even after the reopening of California, according to the dialogue between Tay and Jack during TLPSS (and Aaron in RS), folklore was recorded/finished when Tay was still in LA, at the âKitty Committee Studioâ aka the house her in LA. And only after the album was released did Taylor join the rest of the folklore family in Hudson Valley/NY, around the beginning of August (see item 1).
5) It was probably in the period between August-October that Taylor went to the UK. Period when the piano part of song evermore was recorded (if KKâs WB, she may have accompanied Tay, after all she spent most of the year using latergram, mainly after May), and when Tay made the video for GMA in the studio Marcus Mumford and also when she was papped with JA (Iâm almost 100% sure). Why do I believe Taylor did all this in London, including the papped (published in 01/16/21), in 2020? Because London only relaxed the lockdown between June and October. In November the country started its second lockdown. And in the middle of December, there was an increase in the restrictions measures and there was a specific rule in effect that: âonly one person from one household can find a person from another household, in a public and open spaceâ. I donât remember if this rule was already valid in November, but apparently it was. And as the âcouple in loveâ lives âtogetherâ and in a âplace of the two of themâ, that Tay walk with the âmother-in-lawâ and JA could not have happened, since in January, once again the isolation measures were hardened, and in the 01/05, UK had started the third lockdown. During the period of November and until today, if I am not wrong, the restriction measures have only increased. That is, the papped is a latergram! (Sorry, Toe. Lie! Iâm not sorry, âno, no, no, noâ. Lol).
Could Taylor break through the block and pay a ÂŁ 200 fine? Of course, sheâs a millionaire. But I think it is unlikely that she will do that, since she herself spoke of her displeasure at the inconsequence of people not respecting isolation. Not to mention the headache that Tree would have with the tabloids if she was caught breaking through the quarantine. Donât forget, Taylor is terrified of bad publicity.
Tayâs PR was done after she avoided seeing the face of âoat milkâ as much as possible, apart from their papped, and used the card âWB is my boyfriendâ at the Grammy to try to sell the story that, even though he never appeared throughout 2020 with her, even for things related to folklore, they still staid quarantined together. And there is no use trying to justify his disappearance as WB with: âAh! But theyâve a private relationship and heâs shyâ. Okay, I respect both. But the purpose of creating and using a pseudonym for writing is precisely to hide the true author of a work. Thereâs no sense in them creating WB and a month later revealing their identity, if âPrince Charmingâ didnât want to be noticed for that. Do you understand now?! And to make it clear, Taylor only revealed that she was Nils Sjöberg because people noticed her voice in the song, and started talking more about her participation instead of CH or Rihanna. And Calvin, being the asshole he is, started to claim that the success of the song was thanks to him who had created the hit.
Karlie in Quarantine:
1) At the beginning of the pandemic, Karlie was in NY for two months. A period in that cabin, supposedly, she was with Jerk. However, the few times he appeared, I think it was twice in her stories, guess who was with them? Jerkâs husband, Mikey Hess, who, despite being a ânew fatherâ, was spending time with them. During that time, some people here even realized that KK used latergram, at least once, while she was supposedly still there; And another period, in the city apartment, where she âlivedâ with Jerk, however, the only time he appeared with her in the apartment, it was a few days before Kar left NY, when they were papped on the building balcony.
2) Karlie was in California from mid-May to early August. Wait! Almost identical to the period that Taylor was in LA too⊠this is just a âKoincidenceâ, right?
3) Last year, on 5/18 (the same day as the relaxation of restrictive measures in California. Other Koincidence!), Kar posted a storie saying she was on her way to West with âLoved onesâ (as she was seen days earlier on the porch with Jerk, implying that they were still isolated together, so itâs kind of implied that he went with her to LA). After KK published this post, a curious fact occurred, we had no idea where Tay could be and Kristine/Kimby lived in LA at that time, some here on the fandom still said, âWell, she has two sisters who live there. She may be going to stay with themâ. A fair thought. However, on 05/20 Kar posted a video running on the beach and a pic with the Kloss women (#WomanCrushEveryday). A few hours later, Kristine, the sister who lives in LA, reposted KKâs pic and said she missed the sisters. WTH ?? Who did she go to stay with in LA? We were left with only one possibility, Taylor and their children furry and four legs, Mer, Dibles and Benji (The Swift Family!). After that she spent a long time without showing any pictures that she could say where and with whom exactly she was, despite posting a lot about BLM, KWK and old photos.
4) During that time, she showed us that she spent a few days at her parentsâ home (Missouri) and most of that time, apparently, in California. I say apparently, because Karlie uses a lot of latergram to not say exactly where she is. For example, in July, she posted stories with KWK students for a few days while she was at the Klossâ house. And in the middle of these stories, one day, she posted a video of a beach, as if she were on the coast. And Karlie did things like that, often in 2020. Another example, she was papped in NYC in August/September/November, but she was still posting photos and videos from her time in California, as if she were there at the time of postâŠÂ Thatâs the incredible advantage of using latergram! She can be anywhere and pretend to be at the opposite end of her real location (Kar can do this easily because sheâs a millionaire and learned to do it with the best person at being a ninja, her wife!).
5) Throughout her period in California Karlie had a long time without having to do stunts with Jerk personally, using only photos and videos alone, showing a beautiful house, supposedly hers, as a scenery. She was papped alone only once. Jerk appeared in a pic she posted and they were seen strolling together, all this only at the end of July. To be more exact, they were papped 3 times in those two weeks. And one of those times, were those photos taken in which Kar is wearing a white dress and a pissed off face. I remember reading around here, some people commenting on a girl who had said something like: âKarlie lives near where these pictures were taken. Theyâve a house here in the neighborhoodâ. From what I understood from this conversation, the girl was saying that Jerk and Karlie own a house in the region. I donât know who the girl was. In fact, I donât even remember the blog where I read about it and much less do I know if this girl really existed or if it was all made up, the girl and the story (if someone saw this story and can share what/where it was, you donât need to tag anyone and no blog, just share here how the story went). But even if neither the comment nor the girl is real, thereâs someone else who hinted that Karlie had a house in California, one of her sisters.
Do you remember this photo?
Now see the comment from Karâs sister!
After reading her sisterâs comment, what does Kristine induce us to think? That this is the new kitchen at Karlie and Jerkâs house in California, right?! Okay!
Some around here have seen these photos and know where the house where Karlie spent a few days is, but for those who have not seen it yet, here is the link to two different sites of the same house. (x) (x) After I say all this, you must be asking yourself: âBut where is the PR done by Joshlie đ€ź?â. The PR was made through the suggestion that they both went to spend time in California together, in the photos that Karlie took in supposed âtheir new kitchenâ, in the various photos and videos that KK took in supposed âtheir homeâ and in the papped of joshlie.
Now pretend for a moment that you never heard of Kaylor and that Jerk is not a disgusting person, okay?! If you had seen only what Karlie did in that last paragraph, you probably wouldnât even look at this situation twice. You would just say, âLook! Karlie Kloss spent a season with her husband in California. Nice! Good for them.â Right?
Now, after you have seen Karâs photo in the kitchen and looked at the photos of âJoshlieâs houseâ on both sites (Go look!), I will introduce to some, Misha Nonoo, the supposed woman (beard) of Mikey Hess (Jerkâs husband), at her home in California.
Did you notice anything in common in the pictures of both?
Look at the dates of the IG photos, in addition to overlapping the date of the photos, all photos were taken in the same house!
Kristine hinted that the house belongs to Karlie, but Misha claims that it belongs to her. WHAT?!
And the most interesting thing is not even trying to find out who the house belongs to. It does not matter! The real million-dollar question is: If Karlie is truly married to Jerk, and she just had âhisâ son and, according to many, is living her best life alongside the man âshe chose instead of Taylorâ, why did Karlie spend part of her time in California pretending to be just with Jerk, at âtheir houseâ, when in fact she was just covering up the time that Jerk and his husband were spending together hiding in that house in California? Or maybe, both guys werenât even in LA, just their beards doing most of the dirty work, and they showed up after, only a few days, to do a photo or two to make people think they were there all the time (whatâs typical of Jerk!).
To be more clear, if joshlie was real, Karlie would just have to share some quiet moments of the âcouple in loveâ in his real house (and not pretend to be the owner of a house, even if the house was rented), or pictures of them having fun while sharing the house with the âcouple of longtime friendsâ. It would be okay to show your âfriendsâ if they were just that. But in this particular case, this cannot happen because there have been rumors for years that Jerk is married to Mikey Hess. Right here on tumblr there were pictures with Jerkâs personal data showing that he was already married even before âengagedâ with Karlie, while her personal data showed that she was single.
Were you able to understand the PR here? Both beards, Karlie and Misha, tried to show some âintimateâ moments during the quarantine, at âtheirâ home. Too bad that because of these photos, Karâs almost brilliant work went downhill because of some posts from the beard of Jerkâs husband, Misha.
But it was worth a try, Kar! Maybe next time, girl. đ
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P.s.:Â Do you know an interesting detail? While in California, Karlie appeared in a video, in front of a glass door that does not match either the frames of the supposed âher houseâ in a Mediterranean style, nor the doors of the Kloss house. Whose house is this, Karlie Kloss?
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all info compiled from:
http://www.agcwebpages.com/BLINDITEMS/MAINPAGE.html
The earliest blind item I can find that regarding Gaylor.
Self-explanatory.
Karlie uses Taylorâs credit card to make a purchase.
Karlie was crushed over something.
Taylor had seats for the Michael Kors show that Karlie walked in â she did not show.
A little tidbit from Cara Delevingne.
Karlie and Lorde rumored to be hooking up â mentions of Karlieâs last relationship.
Ruby Rose and Taylor celebrated NYE together at the Calvin Harris concert.
Massive PR planned to oust the rumors of Gaylor.
Karlie involved with someone else.
Another shot for Kaylor? Karlie turns down Miley in hopes.
Taylor finds out Karlie and Kendall have hooked up â and then comes this Instagram post.
Taylor briefly hooks up with Cara.
Why Karlie never spoke.
Taylor wanted to come out but was discouraged by her team.
Here Comes Toe!
Suspicious activity by Joe.
Joe does not attend Abagailâs wedding.
Taylor releases Gorgeous â and PR pushes the Toe narrative.
Joe has plans of his own.
Kaylor reunites. Karlie is overjoyed and knows Gorgeous is about her.
Some PR stunting to push the Toe narrative.
Joe living his best life.
Toe is a safe stunt. This could last.
Indeed, the August 3rddates were not originally in the plan. Taylor announced tour in November 2017.
Threats of revealing Toe is fake.
As we remember, Taylor was eerily silent when Karlie got engaged.
Karlie was never in it.
Karlie and Joshâs relationship is staged.
Taylor allegedly wants distance from Karlie at this point â canât blame her.
Karlie and Taylor reunite and it is all smiles. Thatâs when we got this photo.
Some Toe tea.
Taylor sings Speak Now the night after her St. Louis show, where Karlie grew up.
Orchestrating Toe.
Karlie unfollows Joe.
Taylor is heartbroken.
Emma Stone is asked about Joe Alwyn.
Joe canât answer a damn question about their relationship.
Karlie spends Valentineâs Day with Taylor instead of her new hubby.
PR orchestrates a Toe PDA plot.
Taylor reveals the giant butterfly mural andâŠ
Friendship is officially back on.
The appearance Taylor made at Stonewall? Was supposed to be with Karlie.
Taylor was prepared to come out but didnât want to do it alone.
Taylor is informed that if she does come out, she cannot be open about her past relationship. This puts Taylor in a position for criticism.
But wait SR, what if, WHAT IF, KK attends SNL tomorrow because they actually met in the Red era and itâs the 13th! I will literally die, dead đ like my soul will leave my body, if she makes an appearance at the show or the after party.
CâMon Taylor honor your vow and be over dramatic to commemorate the day you met your lover! đ„° we have full faith in you!!!
WOW, we need a deep dive analysis on this man body language, I mean, he's "been with her" for 10 years! You can't fake a goodbye kiss, right? then, why is this man paralyzed by it? This is so fucking funny...
Does the 'jerklies' need more evidence?
In the meantime, we are here waiting for the house of cards to start falling slowly, under its own weight.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Caj502ijD-6/
the devil's in the details.
Anonymous asked:
There's a ridiculous video where Karlie goes the extra mile for whatever idiotic reason and reaches to kiss him goodbye in one instance and he's so oblivious that it takes him a moment to realize what she's doing and when he does he sort of turns his cheek and her lips barely land on his mouth. It's one of the cases where Jerk looks more forced than her to clown publicly. But, on the other hand, Karlie has to show she's worth his dirty bearding money, doesn't she now? đ
Anonymous asked:
Notably there is zero evidence that he spent anytime with her other than for public show // Couldn't agree more, in fact, there's a video going around instagram where you can see Karlie 'kissing' him goodbye outside her hotel in Paris... if they're a "couple", why is he leaving?
Anonymous asked:
THIS IS GOLD! đ PURE đ GOOOOLD đ! OMG ! look how awkward he is đđ! The failed attempt to make a 'cute' video of the couple...
hey, 9w1! hope you're having a great day.
genuine question, no intention to debunk or anything, just curious:
so, karlie is a model, right? that means, it's a part of her job to wear all the newest clothes and accessories, and then those stuff get sold to other people eventually, right?
isn't it possible that karlie possibly just has worn all of the new stuff already and it is a coincidence that some of those new stuff were bought by taylor because they're trendy or being sold at shops now? would it be likely that karlie and other celebs have matched clothing too coincidentally?
(disclaimer: i have no clue about how modelling or clothes work, i just saw a more eloquent version of this argument against koincidences/kaylor a while back, and wanted to hear your perspective on it. thanks!)
thanks for your question!
from my perspective, i think that this argument can work as an explainaway for a certain number of instances, but i do not believe it covers the breadth and depth of what we consider twinning.
because itâs not just about what taylor wears after karlie (or visa versa), but when, or for what special occasions, or the particular time elapsing between when things happen, or what taylor is doing while she is wearing said thing, similarity in composition, etcetera. and itâs seeing these things happen time and again, in aggregate, over time, and in combination with all the many other things we look at when we think about kaylor. whittling it all down to the point that models wear clothes before they are trendy is a little dismissive of the thought, intricacy, and planning that we as a fandom also laude taylor for in the same breath. taylor is a mastermind genius who says herself she hides easter eggs in clothing and jewelry⊠except for anything related to karlie?? hmm.
that is to say, while these explanations against twinning might be convincing if considered in a vacuum, they lack a consideration of the particular context of kaylor, and how people view taylor and karlieâs relationship.
for example, if the argument is to be made that taylor hates karlie and that they are feuding, it is so curious to me how she seemingly incorporates looks that are strikingly similar to what karlie wears into her art (music videos, live performances) which everyone can agree are personal and important to taylor. and if we get into some of the more intricate gaylor insistencies that taylor is broken hearted and karlie is just doing this to make money, well first of all how rude karlie is an established supermodel and businesswoman and itâs not even worth the investment to try and excite several dozen broke tumblr kaylors into spending money đ i can go more into detail on this point but iâm not exactly in the mood to throw down rn so iâll leave it at that for the time being.
now, i recognize that this kind of thing will not do it for some people. and thatâs fine! different types of things are compelling to different types of people. for me, as someone who was quite skeptical of twinning at first (back in 2017-18 when i first encountered kaylor), iâve become quite taken by it all over the course of the last 4-5 years through the act of keeping tabs on it.
i encourage you or anyone curious but not swayed by twinning to take a look through these posts, and maybe keep it in the back of your mind for the time being. maybe at some point it will click!
I donât like a gold rush, gold rush
I donât like anticipating my face in a red flush
I donât like that anyone would die to feel your touch
Everybody wants you, everybody wonders what it would be like to love you
Walk past
Quick brush
I donât like slow motion, double vision in rose blush
I donât like that falling feels like flying
âTil the bone crush
Everybody wants you
But I donât like a gold rush