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The Dirt (2019)

Let's see if it works biatch

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

Warning: I DO use dude, man, bruh, and bro as completely gender neutral terms, HOWEVER if I call you one of the above and it bothers you, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE tell me.

This has been a PSA 

GOOD

This is yet another example of their cruelty and violence.

perfect family - jeff wittek

summary: you met Jeff when you already had a son, thinking that was probably a deal breaker. but, you end up creating your own perfect family with him. 

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italics = flashback

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