Ondine: I Didnt Raise Ya Like That, KIM!

Im in -_-

MEmE

So I rewatched all the kung fu panda movies and this happened, enjoy the beginning of my furry arc

Overcorrecting

Actual canon:

Furthermore:

I get wanting to distance yourself from old inaccurate fanon but recently it feels like the fandom is just being contrarian and overcorrecting so much they create a new fanon, just in the opposite direction

Who knows about Reos? This guy’s name is Hiru

And technically, she would be right....it was Enid

Wednesday in the police station be like:

Wednesday: Did you know that...

Wednesday: Atoms never touch each other...

Wednesday: And since we're made of atoms..

Wednesday: We've never touch anything in our entire lives

Wednesday: So to answer your question Sheriff I didn't punch your son

March 2025 fic roundup

"Customer", Hualian + flirting, G, 63 words

"Reaction", Hualian + comfort, G, 98 words

"Reach", Shi Qingxuan&Xie Lian + social media, G, 72 words

"Uniform", Hualian + cooking, G, 72 words

"Letter", Hong-er + writing, G, 105 words

"Kit", Hualian + breeding kink, M, 63 words

"Adopt", Hualesbians + breeding kink, E, 72 words

"Emergency", Feng Xin&Xie Lian + concern, T, 90 words

"Honk", Goosetopher + fluff, G, 113 words

"Chaos", Goosetopher + goose sex, M, 122 words

"Ear", Hualian + ear kink, M, 98 words

"A God's Child", Hualian + abortion, T, 955 words

Screaming crying sobbing

Over a courtesan Shen Yuan.

Maybe he knew YQY and SJ when they were kids, maybe not. Either way SY ends up working at the warm red pavilion and ends up interacting with SJ

First it’s just small things, delivering tea for his jiejies, putting instruments back when they are done, dropping off various things.

Then he starts actually talking to SJ and SJ surprisingly doesn’t hate him just for being a guy (I’ve been thinking trans yuan here but also like cos yuan works, I this trans is funnier cause SJ is like ‘damn you CHOSE to be a man? L move bro’)

They start getting along more and more, working together on music SJ has to turn in for his peak, actually chatting comfortably, stuff like that. SJ realizes SY is an absolute monster freak and always tells him about the stuff he’s seen, long chats lounging on the same bed into the night.

Until one day YQY and LQG burst in.

SJ is instantly in protect mode, hissing and spitting at his sect siblings as SY groggily wakes up, watching them bicker. Eventually LQG says something along the lines of ‘well if you weren’t messing around we’d already be tracking down such and such beast’ to which SY perks up out of bed, quickly throwing on his clothes before anyone can so much as blink and is just

“Well let’s get going then.”

SJ quickly tries to stop the man, annoyed that his di would even entertain the thought of talking with LQG. SY though, does not give a fuck, throwing SJ a zither to use for musical cultivation, telling the jiejies bye and making them go out on their little adventure.

LQG and YQY are so confused, looking at this freaky little twink drooling over various things about monsters all the while SJ is giving them death glares and huffing.

YQY is extremely jealous watching SJ and this dude too, like bro! That’s his emotionally unavailable Shen! Get your own! He’s upset at how easily they get along, how SJ doesn’t care if his hand is pulled along or if SY tugs on him to whisper something. Anytime YQY had ever attempted such a thing SJ would pull or flinch away, making him stop

LQG meanwhile is just… confused. On one hand his moral code states that any courtesan isn’t a good person to be around. On the other hand this cute guy is getting excited over monster guts in a way he’s never seen before and it’s quiet fascinating to hear him do enough talking for the rest of the group.

I feel like eventually LQG and SJ are totally in love with SY and YQY is in love with SJ so they end up awkwardly paired together, all vying for another’s attention and stuff.

(If SY ever met airplane here he’d be so pissed by the way, chasing him around like a rhino and yelling about how he had to deal away with his pride (SY made the choice of going to the brothel, he doesn’t even do sex work though.) and the others just watch him like ‘wow, look at him acting so feral, kinda hot tbh)

Some demon Shen Yuan fanart I drew, based on the fanfic, "Courting Demons," by Mayvn on ao3.

A lil’ bit of Korrasami for your soul. ✨🌱

REBLOG CAUSE WHAT DA TRUCK??!