Goodbye i’m thinking about how different transmigrated binghe bingyuan and binggeyuan roommate au’s are
It’s hilarious because bingmei and bingge are the same person but on completely different ends of the binghe spectrum
bingmei->shen yuan: 🥰😍❤️🫂🌹😭😭 (in mind: 🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞)
bingge->shen yuan: 😠😡🔞🔪🧍♀️🧍♀️🧍♀️(in mind: 🥰😍❤️🫂🌹🔞🔞)
You may have noticed the vast difference of 🔞 between bingmei and bingge and is like to explain this with a “it’s bingmei.”
You, dear svsss enjoyer, should know why there’s not much i can say. little freak. (jk sorry bingmei we love you stay freaky)
You could argue that bingge would have a lot more 🔞 Yeah sure, but i think not as much as bingmei because even though bingge was the local harem collector in another universe, he genuinely hates SY so much that if he could, he would beat the shit out of him and leave his guts on the wall so his sister would find them (yk classic bingge behavior), but can’t because he’s admitted to himself that without SY’s care he’s useless
Bingge would hate SY so much because SY treat him like a baby. A stupid, little baby who doesn’t know how to operate the damn washing mashing. Bingmei would stand in front of the washing machine and patiently wait for SY to catch him loitering about like an NPC just so he gets the thrill of being noticed by his yuan-gege. Meanwhile, bingge would shove his not-safe washing machine clothes that SY bought for him online with clothes that can stain the entire clothes bunch into the machine and press a bunch of buttons not fully understanding what everything says because it’s in traditional chinese, and watch hours later as SY picks through the waching machine, face distraught as he folds every piece of clothing that’s now stained with pink (bingge accidentally added one of shen-mei’s shirts into the pile without noticing)
he would sit crisscrossed on the floor, seething in raw hate as SY towers over him in his skinny, short glory, pulling on bingge’s ear as he crashes out about hundreds of clothing pieces being ruined. It’s not even his clothes. It’s bingge’s. Which is why he’s even madder, because… gee, SY doesn’t know why, but this seems like a reasonable crashout reason and he’s been needing a reason to go apeshit, so yeah
Bingge’s hate would turn to despite because SY would force him to wear said pink clothes for a whole month. Everywhere.
LBG: Shen Yuan if I have to wear pink One More Time to the grocery market, I Will Slam Your Body On The Wall Headfirst
SY: try it. i have a google doc of how you look like and other information about you ready to be given to the police in case of my sudden death
LBG: no one would even know. No one would come looking for You
SY: your harem betrayed you.
LBG: Damn.
SY was half lying about said bingge information log. It’s not on a google doc, It’s on a word document. In a hard drive duck taped to his inner thigh. Why on his inner thigh? idk, SY isn’t that smart sometimes. He supposes that when he’s stripped for an autopsy they’ll just find this hard drive taped on him and mark LBG as a main suspect because SY’s word doc said so
Later on in their roommate-ship, binggeyuan goes from being liujiu toxicity levels to romantic, and when bingge is stripping SY for papapa SY completely forgets about the hard drive taped on him, so when bingge removes his lower clothes and spreads SY’s legs he just blue screens
LBG: yuan
SY: extremely horny, almost whining ?????
LBG: you weren’t lying about the “google doc”, weren’t you
SY: what.
So now the papapa is paused because SY now has to plug in the drive into his computer and show bingge what’s on it and bingge’s like “damn. he’s an even bigger obsessor than i am.” And bingge just get more horny from that. Binggeyuan bed shenanigans ensue
meanwhile while all of this is happening bingmei is desperately trying and embarrassingly failing to make SY understand that He!! Has!! A!! Crush!! On!! Him!!!!! SY, please!!!!!!!!
here’s more old furry art feat. my cat :3c
SECRET TUNEEL!!!
*Level up*
*eats a berry* *eats a berry* *eats a berry* *eats a berry* *eats a berry*
E-Ming and Ruoye
SVSSS AU where Shen Yuan is not able to harden his heart and push his white lotus Binghe in the abyss resulting in his death.
Devastated by the loss of his beloved Shizun, Binghe takes off with his body and is constantly on the run. He is young and he is not that strong spiritually but he is trying his best to keep Shizun’s body intact and get his soul back into the body.
He stumbles into the demon realm and essentially, his entire character training arc takes place but this time with SQQ by his side (even if it’s just his body) this happens all the while he is fending off Liu Qingge and other masters from his (former) Sect who want to take away Qingqiu’s body from him.
And then Binghe does succeed! He does get Shizun’s body back to life!!
But the soul is not Shen Yuan’s but Shen Jiu’s.
Shen Jiu’s soul had been dormant this whole time but he had been passively watching the actions Shen Yuan had done using his body and he is simultaneously pissed at him but grateful too (for mending his relationships with other leaders)
He also somewhat feels grateful to Luo Binghe for giving him back his body so he tells Binghe the whole truth: that he is NOT the Shizun Binghe had learnt to love and the man he wanted back is truly gone but fear not! He will help Binghe to bring him back because he does not want to stay indebted to him or Shen Yuan. (He still hates Binghe. He’d rather die than stay in his debt)
So!!! Shen Jiu and Binghe set off in search for the Sun Moon Dew Mushroom. They end up successfully bringing back Shen Yuan in this new mushroom body
And now for some reason, Shen Jiu is fiercely protective about Shen Yuan but that’s a story for another day :)
I've talked about it before but we need more beast keeping peak shen yuan au where he is as terrifying as he is sweet.
I want him to take a bunch of juniors on a night hunt and see a little fluffy animal and go "listen up, that's an invasive species! Whenever we see these we have to do this-" and then he traumatizes them by reducing it to a bloody mess.
He sees a hungry cub whining helplessly and goes oh poor thing I'll find you some food... then he returns covered in gore and drops dripping raw meat in front of it. He looks at his fellow disciples and says "what? It's carnivorous."
Older disciples LOVE watching new students follow shen yuan around like lovestruck ducklings when they first join the peak... then they go on a mission together and come back shaking going "what the fuck was that." It's a rite of passage
Modern Hulian AU:
Hua Cheng has seriously injured his eyes and had to have emergency surgery (he will lose his right eye). Shi Qingxuan and He Xuan go to see him while Xie Lian delays because he wanted to get him flowers. Shi Qingxuan and He Xuan are particularly fed up with seeing Hua Cheng and Xie Lian flirt without ever getting anywhere because they both have self-esteem problems, so Shi Qingxuan takes advantage of this moment to question Hua Cheng, knowing full well that Xie Lian is coming.
(Featuring: a panicked Xie Lian when he gets the call that Hua Cheng has been injured, Hua Cheng not complaining too much about the situation because Xie Lian is taking loving care of him, and He Xuan and Shi Qingxuan finally being able to go out on a date without being interrupted by a text or phone call from two idiots who have to give them a word-for-word account of what happened and "but do you think he likes me?")
I get wanting to distance yourself from old inaccurate fanon but recently it feels like the fandom is just being contrarian and overcorrecting so much they create a new fanon, just in the opposite direction
Manifesting camileda meeting before the series ends you don't know how bad i need this-
My original tweet
Felix: "Come with me! Let me show you my anime collection!"
Marinette: :0
Where are they going? 👀
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