Any Good Recovery Blogs I Should Be Following? Trying To Follow Lots Of People!

me: don’t do it

my brain:

me:

me: d o n ‘ t

my brain:

me:

my brain:

me:

my brain: *does the thing i told it not to do*

me: Goddammit

that fucking fish that i hate!! finally decided to finish him, i got lazy on the coloring and didnt knew much wat to do so yeah

enjoy the fish~ :>

I just got hit in the face by the idea that is some secondary BNHA multiverse, there is an OFA that was literally only ever given to people with durability quirks

spiderman and do cock in: punctuation troubles

scrooge in that new 2022 netflix scrooge movie is confirmed heterophobic

y e s

this is the vibeeeee

STOP TALKING TRASH ABOUT GREEK GODS

Athena is WISE

Hephaestus is PRODUCTIVE

Dionysus is a PANSEXUAL ICON

Demeter is GENEROUS

Zeus

Aphrodite is BADASS

Hades is EFFICIENT

*･゜ﾟ･*｡*･ hcs ･*｡*･゜ﾟ･* // key.

index > hcs > ua > not ship-related hcs

☐ this is literally how Shouto texts his friends

☐ Shouto is a memelord and it is mildly terrifying ✨

☐ the bakusquad adopts Shouto + Katsuki is tired

☐ Aizawa and Yamada have ‘Midoriya’ mugs

☐ Yuuga and Kouji’s clothing styles

☐ if bakusquad formed a band + their Spotify playlist

☐ Denki is multilingual and you cannot convince me otherwise

☐ the origins of Shouto’s hero suit + Enji is suffering

☐ cute shit that happens if you call Katsuki ‘kitty’

// back to index. // back to hcs.

“So mermaids and sirens are two different species?” “Just so. My people, what you call mermaids or merfolk, share a common ancestor to you humans, making us distant cousins. What you call sirens, however, are fish that evolved to look and sound like humans to attract their favorite prey.”

I love impregnating Shen Qingqiu, but you know what I find more fun? The pregnant virgin Shen Qingqiu :D

I mean, it's absolutely hilarious no matter who the parent or the situation, like, Shen Qingqiu who exchanges qi with Liu Qingge in a mystical cave and accidentally becomes pregnant?

Or Shen Qingqiu hitting Shang Qinghua with a fan full of pollen, Shang Qinghua touches him skin to skin to return the aggression, and THAT PASSIONATE TOUCH causes a pregnancy.

Or the beautiful moment where disciple Luo Binghe accidentally impregnates his Shizun while brushing his hair with a jade comb that turns out to be a rare amulet who, fueled by Luo Binghe's feelings, impregnates Shen Qingqiu. (Extra angst points if it's like, a month before IAC and Shen Qingqiu notices the pregnancy after. Hehehe.)

Or even Shen Qingqiu sharing a tea with Yue Qingyuan and accidentally drinking from the same cup (from a tea set gifted by another sect, clearly cursed or something) Shen Qingqiu clearly ends up pregnant - and the Sect Leader is very, very full of feelings about it.

Oh BOY, what else do we have here? Accidentally pregnant due to Mu Qingfang's medical error in the cross prescription of some herbs and touching his exposed skin? Accidentally pregnant from Zhuzhi-lang's bite? I mean, he would have to expel some eggs, that would make his pregnancy process shorter like, four and a half months in and four and a half months out? Lmao make me wild, ACCIDENTALLY PREGNANT WITH MOBEI JUN'S BABY, maybe because Shen Qingqiu had some cursed amulet on him or some kind of curse on him at the same time Mobei-jun has to touch him with qi for something (keep him alive on Junshang's orders perhaps?)

I mean, the funny thing is that Shen Qingqiu is a virgin. Very virgin. Virgin in "the only pussy I've ever seen is from porn" and "the only cocks I've ever seen too. Not that I watch gay porn. You just see cocks when you watch porn, it's inevitable". Virgin in an almost spiritual state of silly behavior.

And obviously, it's so funny that in a world of sexual plants, papapa to solve everything, he, JUST HE, has to carry a baby without all the sexy act that leading to a pregnancy.

I mean, it's hilarious. He's such a dumb boy. He will hit Shang Qinghua very hard for all those pregnancies of course.

NO STOP IT YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SMOOTH AAAAA *melts*

*sweats* ha.. is it. is it hot in here? or is it just me? *sweats harder, pulls at collar* ha, ha.. you're sexy.

i think it's just you my love, you really light up the room and light sources tend to be pretty hot ;3