I Got These From Two Different Fortune Cookies That I Opened In Order... 🤭

All Around & Away We Go

This was right next to my driveway

My father just asked me if I wanted to sit in on a call hosted by the CDC for epidimiologists, infectious disease doctors, pandemic experts etc... to listen and discuss the latest findings on the variants et al.

I was like nah, you can catch me up later but, dang! I feel super fortunate this guy adopted me. I still buy the occasional lotto ticket but, to be clear: I feel as if I’ve already had a significant win.

The foundation of any solid relationship

I still don’t fully understand this stonk market stuff but, as long as it doesn’t affect working people’s 401k then, yeah, fuck those billionaire hedge fund fucks.

I don’t have a 401k or fuck with the stonk market at all. Call me old fashioned, I just got adopted by a doctor (a not for profit public health practitioner) & a nurse (now a ceramic artist) when I was 4 months old. Pretty much that was my lottery win & I’m thankful for that every dang day! Coulda been adopted by some religious zealots but, thank jeebus I was not.

Earf day wit grandma at the retirement community getting the garden plot sorted.

Don’t be jealous.

No one else seemed interested - I guess we’re just a couple of basic biotches

My neighborhood can be pretty cool sometimes