“Wife-Guys” don’t exist. There’s Gomez Addams and then there are liars.
Daisy: Not to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety.
Celebrating 10 years of Korrasami! ❤💙🌊⚙
@korrasamiweek2024
Enid: I think you’d probably survive a zombie apocalypse.
Wednesday: Awww that’s so sweet, Mi Amor. Is it because of my survival instincts?
Enid: No it’s because you’re already so dead inside you’ll fit in with the zombies!
Wednesday:
Wednesday: Okay good point.
banana man 🤝 me
autism
I need closure with this fic! Sometimes I go back and read it all over again in hopes to have a new chapter
IT'S BEEN 4 YEARS 😭😭😭
Me: What if I’m just faking my chronic pain? Maybe I should test it.
*moves hip in just the wrong way, screams in pain*
Me: Nope, definitely not faking it. Also, I should stop doing that.
*five minutes later*
Me: ….
Me: But what if I’m faking-