Lucas-stardust - Stardust

Enid: I think you’d probably survive a zombie apocalypse.

Wednesday: Awww that’s so sweet, Mi Amor. Is it because of my survival instincts?

Enid: No it’s because you’re already so dead inside you’ll fit in with the zombies!

Wednesday:

Wednesday: Okay good point.

fanfic at its core

Me: What if I’m just faking my chronic pain? Maybe I should test it.

*moves hip in just the wrong way, screams in pain*

Me: Nope, definitely not faking it. Also, I should stop doing that.

*five minutes later*

Me: ….

Me: But what if I’m faking-

When is a monster not a monster?

(Oh, when you love it.)

Weems: imagine if someone handed you a box of all the items you've lost throughout your life.

Yoko: wow, my childhood innocence

Enid: and my will to live! I haven't seen this in years.

Divina: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Wednesday: mental stability, my old friend!

Weems: *nervously* Okay girls, could ya lighten up a little?

Enid: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is because you’re not gonna like it.

Yoko: Just rip the bandage off.

Enid: It’s Wednesday.

Yoko: Put the bandage back on.

Enid: I honestly think Wednesday believes she's a cat sometimes.

Bianca, amused: What does she do, meow?

Enid: No, she likes to get up in high places and jump off them without a care in the world.

Bianca, laughing:

Enid:

Bianca: Wait, really?