Slaves Who Escaped Were Breaking The Law. Literally. Outright.

Do you think people who are virgin should write smut? I feel like most of them don’t even know what they’re writing and just write what they think sex is

the implication this ask suggests that people who write about murders, cannibalism, politics, magic, royalty au, sci-fi, wars, supernatural, time travel, medieval era, werewolves, vampires, mermaids or goblins must be murderers, cannibals, presidents, wizards, royalties, astronauts, ghost hunters, soldiers, time travelers, knights, werewolves, vampires, mermaids or goblins in real life is so funny to me

An early Halloween cartoon for Guardian Books

omg it's so cute i love it it's just a silly little guy

Handmade little apple with small embroideries

And here's the sketch I made to kinda guide me:

Silly warmup doodle but GODS I LOVE THESE TEENS

this blog hates donald trump

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

I. NEED. MORE.

i love seeing screencap draw overs so i did some no context ones from my camera roll ... no i don’t have a murph & ally bias what are you talking about

originals ⬇️

if you don’t support pebbles the lesbian budgie and her giant wife dni

The Bad Kids body count at the end of freshman year*

*I am only including living things, aka humanoids, so not constructs, elementals, skeletons, etc. If it’s sentient, it’s counted. Any counts not specified as to who it is is because it was merely goons / underlings with no name or importance

Adaine: Only 1, and it was Doreen

Fig: 2

Fabian: 5* Johnny Spells, Dayne, Penelope

Riz: 5* DJ Brains, Coach Daybreak, Dayne, and Kalvaxus

Gorgug: 3* Ragh, Dayne

Kristen: 1, Biz, but it is a technicality because it was her spirit guardians and not her herself that killed him

There is an asterisk for Dayne because technically Riz dealt the final blow, but based on narration it seemed Gorgug killed him when he split his stomach open, and all of them acted on a reaction at the exact same time, so a tie?

We have a tie! Congrats to Riz Gugkak and Fabian Aramais Seacaster for having the most kills and bloodlust of the bad kids at the end of your first year! We will resume the count when I finish rewatching sophomore year ;)

Also congrats Kristen for not killing anyone I guess lol

sorry but if you think about it, the duel in a court of fey and flowers is soooo funny. imagine you’re watching a goblin captain and “rue’s assistant” (absolutely brutal) square up to each other before they duel. you don’t know why they’re doing this. no one does. not even the goblin. suddenly, in the middle of their fight, pillar boy makes himself known. he disrobes and a storm cloud appears over him. he’s hot and wet. no one is confused to what’s going on down there. everyone’s kinda upset before wuvvy’s like “ok fine”. they argue about the means of battle for about ten minutes, and ultimately decide wrestling (the first option posed). captain hobb manages to pin pillar boy and win, but you’re just so impressed by how slippery andhera is. like so impressed. and so is hob actually. they end on good terms? then he asks wuvvy for a reason for all this. she runs away. justice for viscountess graballba. this shit is insane. would you like some tea?

One of the many reasons why i love emily.

fhjy "it feels like a stretch that this thing has multiattack" 🤝 fhfy "he's not wearing any armor though?" never change emily <3