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Now look I love sex as much as the next allo

post cancelled my mom is buying me a microwavable Jesus plushie

I love how here on tumblr dot website we regularly cast the greatest curse we can muster on each other by pointing our long creepy fingers and intoning "10,000 notes" in a voice that carries the winds of the mountain with it.

do you ever imagine a person or character in a specific situation and just, immediately see how it would play out? what they would say, the way they would hold their body, the facial expressions they would make, all of it. you know exactly how it would go.

what i'm saying is brennan lee mulligan should go on taskmaster

“𝘐 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘣𝘦 𝘢 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥, 𝘢 𝘵𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘭𝘦... 𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘦 𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦... 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘺 𝘰𝘧𝘧...”

Fig Faeth from @dimension20official !!!

“Hey, girlie!”

hey girlies! it’s Kristen Applebees from @dimension20official Fantasy High!!!

💡 if you enjoyed this one, please let me know who else you’d like to see!

I will now be attempting to recreate this, my favorite Game Changer moment, as an oil painting

Stay tuned, or whatever

This is just on repeat in my head

new uterine lining just dropped

My favourite thing that's ever happened on game changer is when they realised they were locked in the greenroom and IMMEDIATELY started smashing shit

Me who has seen every episode of every campaign watching this video:

love to purchase items but at what cost

literally no one is doing it like lady gwyndolin thistle-hop/binx choppley. it’s her first bloom. she is a part of the court of wonder. she was glamoured for like half of it. she’s the last of the court of craft. she is the weaver of fate. she won the crystal heart. she’s a warlock patron. she gets drowsy when she lies. her home is a MESS. she has no servants. she’s trying to stop the closing of the portals to the mortal realm. they have the same eyes. she hid mortals’ socks. she’s in love with pillar boy. she made him a masquerade outfit. she did the cha cha slide as the first dance of said masquerade. she’s extremely blunt. her love language is gift giving. her sister is a haunted house. she lives in a radiator. she trips over her moth wings. she believes magic is love. gwyn/binx you will always be famous.

Oh, okay. I see. You think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and you select out, oh I don’t know, that gaslight gatekeep girlboss meme, for instance, because you’re trying to tell the world that you think modern feminism has been co-opted by corporations. But what you don’t know is that that meme is not from Instagram, it's not from Twitter, it's not from Tiktok, it’s actually from Tumblr. You’re also blithely unaware of the fact that in January 2021, Tumblr user missnumber1111 posted, "today's agenda: gaslight gatekeep and most importantly girlboss." And then I think it was a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e, wasn’t it, who reblogged it with an image of the phrase edited over a piece of "Live, Laugh, Love" wall art? And then gaslight gatekeep girlboss showed up in the feeds of eight different Twitter repost accounts. Then it filtered down through Instagram and then trickled on down into some tragic “alt side of Tiktok” where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin. However, that meme represents millions of notes and countless Tumblr users and so it’s sort of comical how you think that you’ve made a choice that exempts you from Tumblr when, in fact, you’re wearing the meme that was selected for you by the people in this room. From a pile of “stuff.”

The dichotomy of Brennan helping with ability score rolls for newer players:

Titan Takedown: Preps high-level base stats for the cast, with everyone having a 20 in their two most relevant ability scores and no one really having a genuine dump stat (no one's character has below a 14/+2 modifier in any ability), which allows the players to play to their class strengths and not have to worry about fucking up as much in a shorter, tighter campaign.

Fantasy High: Ally Beardsley rolls a 4 for Kristen's Dex and has to live with with the consequences of that for 6+ years

sorry but if you think about it, the duel in a court of fey and flowers is soooo funny. imagine you’re watching a goblin captain and “rue’s assistant” (absolutely brutal) square up to each other before they duel. you don’t know why they’re doing this. no one does. not even the goblin. suddenly, in the middle of their fight, pillar boy makes himself known. he disrobes and a storm cloud appears over him. he’s hot and wet. no one is confused to what’s going on down there. everyone’s kinda upset before wuvvy’s like “ok fine”. they argue about the means of battle for about ten minutes, and ultimately decide wrestling (the first option posed). captain hobb manages to pin pillar boy and win, but you’re just so impressed by how slippery andhera is. like so impressed. and so is hob actually. they end on good terms? then he asks wuvvy for a reason for all this. she runs away. justice for viscountess graballba. this shit is insane. would you like some tea?

My therapist just told me my problem is that I need to write more fanfiction.

I hope the next meal you eat tastes so good. I hope the next outfit you put on makes you feel super confident. I hope the next time you go to the store, you find the perfect product on sale. I hope the next sunrise and sunset you see are so beautiful that you need to take a picture. I hope the next time you fall asleep, your bed and room are the perfect temperature. I hope the next book you read has the perfect plot and ending. I hope the next call you receive delivers good news. I hope the next animal you see wants you to pet it. I hope the next time you have a headache, it will go away after a nap and maybe some Advil. I hope that thing stressing you out ends up not being bad at all. I hope the next gift you receive is exactly what you wanted. I hope the next time you’re in nature, you find the coolest rock ever. I hope the next time you try something new, you discover a new hobby. I hope all your future relationships are healthy and fulfilling. I hope the news you’ve been waiting to hear comes soon and positive. I hope you receive that apology that’s long overdue. I hope you see the worth of you and in life. I hope you see it’s not always bleak and bland. I hope you notice the little things make life worth living. I hope everything gets better from now on. I hope you realize life is worth living.

BABY NEED KNIFE.

Little page flipper

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my secret santa

I had this project of making one of these for every episode of FH Junior Year.. I failed lol

But I should totally go back because I really love these

wow wow wow its finally finished

I started a doodle midway thru listening to Dimension 20's Neverafter and then just kept going

There is no words to describe how much I love her

In the movie there is a case to be made that the closeness between Elphaba and Glinda is the reason Elphaba didn't fall for Morrible and the Wizard's nefarious plan in the first place.

Like, yes, I think it's pretty much canon across all versions that Elphaba will always revolt in the end. That she can't abide to the cruelty against the Animals and will rage against the machine, so to speak.

But what if she was broken first? How much further would she have fallen for that propaganda, if Glinda had not shown her kindness? In the movie, we see Morrible approach is far subtler than the book or musical. And she even manages to redirection Elphaba's anger for the Animals' mistreatment and harness it into powerful magic.

If Morrible had been able to follow that trajectory, how far would that manipulation have gone? I can easily see an abuser/victim dynamic, where Elphaba only feels competent and important when she's being mentored or in the presence of Morrible. And why would she leave her? Morrible is the only person who ever believed in her.

But in comes Miss Bubble and Glitter. Who tells Elphie she's beautiful, and recognizes her immense talent, and worst of all, she's in the same class Morrible uses to try and train Elphaba into a pawn on her chess board. Suddenly, there is no other way but to back off on the emotional manipulation, bc suddenly she is here too…

Even before they step into the throne room, Glinda takes a moment to pause, look her in the eyes and say: "Elphaba Thropp, listen to me. You can do this. You can do anything." Reaffirming her belief in Elphaba.

And then that intimacy between Elphaba and Glinda is instantly turned against each other the moment Elphaba realizes what's actually up. Elphaba can't be manipulated like the way they planned? Fine. Blondie, you're our barging chip now. First it is done as positive reinforcement: "And hey, if it'll make you happy, possibly, your friend [can stay too]."

And then, as Elphaba actively flees, it is no longer Glinda who tells the Wizard she'll "fetch her back." No. Now Morrible is the one who tries the Glinda-as-a-bargaining-chip-tactic and demands her to get Elphaba back.

Sure, Glinda is the one who eventually gets sucked into the position that was meant for Elphaba. But how easily could the tables have been turned? Where Glinda didn't take that leap towards Elphaba at the Ozdust ballroom? Where they didn't get close and Elphaba remained an outsider, fending for herself.

In that timeline, Morrible would've been able to dig her claws in deeper, and it would not be Glinda, but Elphaba who became the Wizard's puppet instead.

Sometimes I wish we'd gotten a little more insight into how it felt for Fig's infernal traits to come in because it must have been so scary for a teenage girl to experience, idk.

I'd imagine the horns slowly spouting out of your forehead when you're pretty sure they're not supposed to would be both horrifying to witness and a little painful. Not bad, just this uncomfortable throbbing that won't go away. (A muted headache that won't leave you alone and constantly reminds you of what you are — a lie. Your mother's mistake.)

I don't remember where they said this but at some point they said Fig could trance before, that just kind of started fading as her body started to change. That's terrifying? That's horrendous. She'd been trancing her whole life and then slowly felt herself getting worse and worse rest, being more and more tired?? That something her body was doing to recharge was fundamentally warping and changing and wrong? Weird. Unsettling. Uncomfortable. Maybe her trances started getting interrupted by her body relaxing too much and that actually kind of messing up the meditation. Maybe she got so tired she started passing out when attempting to trance rather than going to sleep on purpose and didn't realise that that was what was going on until like three weeks in. She probably had no concept of sleeping before. Like yeah she knew other people slept but she would have never done it before?? She didn't know what that's like??

Elves are definitely vulnerable when trancing but they're ultimately like, still more conscious than a sleeping creature? Is it scary to plunge into darkness and out of awareness for the first time when you're already like fourteen years old and very much aware and thinking otherwise?

Also I don't think this is ever said in canon but like. Did she start turning pink?? Sandra Lynn is not pink (and neither is Gilear for that matter) Spyre elves generally have skin tones humans would also have. That's. Scary?? Imagine you suddenly turn an unnatural skin colour and then you just stay like that. This is a personal headcanon that's like actively not true but I like to think she was pink-ish in freshman year and then turns a deeper red over the years. Which, yeah. Idk man. The inherent horror of your body changing so completely because puberty I guess when you didn't even know that was gonna happen.

Also some people draw her with a tail. And just shoutout to that. That's horrifying I don't wanna know what growing a tail out of fucking nowhere feels like.

I’m still rather proud of this older comic inspired by a scene in Dimension 20 Fantasy High: Sophomore Year. I made SO MUCH Dimension 20 fanart a few years back, I’ll make a master post of it from each season.

t-t-t-takin' over, teenage rebellion it's our time, it's our year!

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

something something definition of insanity something something refreshing webtoon