When You Find A Completed Fic With Perfect Spelling And A Beautiful Plot

Hello Headcanonsandmore!! Could you provide some sexy Romione Headcanos pls??

Hello! Yes, of course! Hope you like these! 

Ron’s first… saucy dream about Hermione happened during the time she was staying at the Burrow before fourth year. The first time he saw her after having the dream, he was terrified she’d realise that he’d thought about her in that way, and avoided looking her in the eye. Luckily, this was during the time Hermione was falling for him, so she couldn’t quite look him in the eye either and never noticed his awkwardness. 

Hermione’s first saucy dream about Ron happened sometime during the start of fifth year. Their prefects rounds (with the increased amount of time they spent alone together during them) had an effect on her unconscious mind, causing various night-time imaginings of her and Ron in some quiet corner of Hogwarts. She was incredibly ashamed about it at first, but became less so over time. 

Hermione walked in on Ron having a bath in the prefects bathroom in the second half of their fifth year. He didn’t realise she was there, but she was unable to tear her eyes away from him. After sneaking out of the bathroom without Ron realising, Hermione spent the next few weeks unable to dream of anything except Ron surrounded by soap suds. 

Ron spent most of his teenage years deliberately avoiding staring at Hermione’s chest. Surprisingly, she never realised. Possibly because she spent so much time avoiding staring at his bum.  

Their first time together was after the war, at The Burrow. Due to the crowded house, many of their first s*xual encounters were in hidden places around the Burrow and it’s orchard. 

The first month they were living together, they had a rule of “no clothes before midday”. After the kids left for Hogwarts, this rule came back into effect. 

Aside from their children’s bedrooms, every single room of their house has been the setting of various very fun times. 

Hugo got his name because Hermione got carried away with Ron in the Victor Hugo section of the French National Library. Ron was wearing a waistcoat and sleeves-rolled-up-to-the-elbow, which (as I’m sure you’re all aware) is hot s*x incarnate. Or -at least- that’s what Hermione thinks. 

Surprisingly, Ron and Hermione are the only couple out of their friend group to have never been walked in on during the skiddly-pooping. It might have been due to their first encounters being in The Burrow, but they always remember to put locks and silencing charms up. 

After their honeymoon, Hermione had a hitch in her step that lasted for several days. But she wasn’t complaining. 

Ron is rather adept with his hands. As Hermione knows very well. 

When Ron first grew his beard, Hermione threw her arms around him, and … well, let’s just say Ron decided to never shave again. 

Hermione has a thing about libraries. Or -rather- going to libraries with Ron. Many enjoyable memories have been created. 

Ron has a ridiculous amount of stamina. They think it might be due to his passion for his wife combining with his Quidditch fitness, but -whatever it is- Hermione has no complaints. 

Ron and Hermione disappeared halfway through their own wedding reception, and returned two hours later looking very pleased with themselves. 

Hermione was worried about losing her figure after Rose and Hugo were born. Ron -by contrast- found her just as gorgeous (if not more so) afterwards. As he readily proved to her at any given opportunity. 

Ron loves Hermione’s hair. Whether she’s brushing it, shaking it, attempting to tie it back, whatever. The first time he saw her in a towel (with her hair still wet from the shower), his passion was so great that … well, she had to have another shower sometime later. 

Hermione adores Ron’s freckles. Tracing lines through them, counting them, making patterns with them, anything. She often tries to do a tally of them, but always ends up getting distracted. Not that Ron minds.  

Hermione has no tolerance for alcohol. After a few drinks, she becomes incredibly saucy, and Ron has to hurriedly take her home before she ends up going into detail about what her and Ron do behind closed doors. 

On some occasions, Hermione has been so… happy that she has had to ask Ron to stop just so she can recover. Like I said, he’s got a lot of stamina. 

Their bathroom has ministry-grade silencing charms. This has come in handy when the in-laws pop over on a surprise visit. 

Hope you liked these, anon! 

Harry: On a scale of one to ten, you’re a nine, because I’m the one you need.

Draco: I’m a ten.

Harry: No, it’s a pickup lin-

Draco: I. Am. A. Ten.

Narcissa: It's dark... I'm scared

Lucius: Don't worry babe I got this

Lucius,stomps his foot on the ground

Lucius' sketchers light up:

Donna: Hey Hyde, let's play Fuck, Marry, Kill with me, Jackie and Eric.

Hyde: Fuck Jackie, marry Jackie and kill Kelso.

Donna: No, that's not how-

Kelso: I wasn't even one of these options, what the fuck?

Wow, I cannot believe Jo is a widow now, so sad Alex died when a bookshelf fell on him on the library where his mom works. So sad.

so does anyone else ever think about the level of post-war wizarding celebrity the Weasley-Potters would have had? like

this is an entire family of war heroes that also contains the chosen one, two heads of Ministry departments, the Minister for Magic herself, a professional Quidditch player and later editor at the Prophet, an extremely successful wizard entrepreneur, an international curse-breaker, an ex-Triwizard champion, and an eminent dragonologist and they definitely all hold an Order of Merlin of one class or another

you can’t tell me they weren’t featured in wizarding papers and magazines every damn week they try to avoid it but it’s no use 

trying to go to Quidditch matches or anywhere really as a family is a tricky business because of the paparazzi

eating Chocolate Frogs is a weird experience for all their kids because their family are on so many cards like ‘oh look i got Uncle Charlie again’ ‘here’s Aunt Ginny, I’m still missing Mum though’ 

Bill keeps being given Witch Weekly’s most charming smile award he’s won it like 9 times even with all his scars. one time Ron won it instead and he teased Bill about it for ages

a good portion of the people who rock up to George’s shop come not just for joke items but also to shake his hand (and later Ron’s) and pay tribute to the portrait of Fred that hangs in there 

there’s a Hermione interview in the Prophet at least twice a week. if anything vaguely significant happens ever in wizarding politics everyone wants a comment from Hermione, even if it has nothing to do with her

George loves making up wild rumours about his family members and ‘leaking’ them to the press, like when he told them Percy and Fleur were having a passionate affair (this one backfired a bit because it was shortly before Percy’s actual divorce. the public excitement and interest was nothing compared to what happened later when it got out that Percy was seeing Oliver Wood, and then there was another professional Quidditch player in the family and it just got worse)  

Harry finds it weirdly comforting that the wizarding world is now obsessed not just with him, but his extended family too - they all get it now

all the kids get hounded towards the end of the year because everyone at Hogwarts want to be invited to the Burrow (very heavily warded and impenetrable to the press) for the summer to witness the annual Weasley-Potter family Quidditch match, which is legendary  

if there’s no new gossip the magazines just put in stuff like ‘recipes from the Burrow! Molly Weasley’s favourite dishes! how to feed a family of heroes!’’ or ‘losing track? here’s the Ultimate Guide to the Weasley-Potter family!’

it’s ridiculous 

Fred and George

George: Oooh~ you like Hermione!!!!

Fred: Uh yea. I know.

George: You’re smitten and you know it!

Fred: I think I’m allowed to have feelings for MY WIFE, George!

I got an idea for an AU where Jo kept the baby with Paul but leaves and ends up at GSM and meets Alex but I’m not sure I want to write it so I thought I’d put it out there and see if anyone else wants to 😌

Prediction for next potc movie

Davy Jones:I killed you once Turner, I do not fear you

Will:Oh it's not me you're suposed to fear

Davy Jones:What?

Elizabeth:(in the distance) DAVY JONES!

Davy Jones:*looks to see Elizabeth swinging in with a sword in her hand and murder in her eyes*

Elizabeth:YOU KILLED MY HUSBAND!

Will:She's going to fuck you up

Davy Jones:*sighs* I know