Lucthenerd - Luc.ex3

Counter-counter point. You can put the gift in a decorative paper bag. It's reusable, it doesn't waste paper (unless the gift recipient tears the bag ig), and it accomplishes the same thing

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Me but only the grocery store part so not really me but the grocery store gives me anxiety

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Lemme check the time on my pocket crab

Peter Szucsy

Okay okay so I'm gonna rant about my homebrew lycanthropes now (for D&D) and no one can stop me.

Wererat: a weaker form of werewolves who only transform on a new moom.

Wererabbit: A very chaotic and physically strong lycanthrope who transforms on the 1st and 3rd quarter moon.

Weredeer: Ever hear of Wendigo's? If not check this out:

Encyclopedia Britannica

Wendigo | Description, Legend, Creature, Until Dawn, & Facts

Wendigo, a mythological cannibalistic monster in the spiritual tradition of North American Algonquian-speaking tribes. It is associated with

Basically a Wendigo but a lycanthrope. They transform for the entirety of Winter.

Werebears: Basically the opposite of Weredear. While they do transform during the winter season, they are very calm and actually remain conscience. Although they un-transform during a full moon in winter.

WereBats: Transform during night (except on a full moon if there's no cloud cover) and in dark caves. They aren't necessarily violent (except on a lunar eclipse, but I'll get to that)

WereDragons: Horribly powerful creature that can only be hurt by Magical Silver weapons. Partially transform on partial solar eclipse and fully transform on a full eclipse. Anything below 25% coverage and they are simply agitated. 25%-50% coverage and they completely lose themselves in anger. 50%-75% the gain a breath weapon and their hands transform into claws. Anything below 75% can still be hurt by non-magic Silver weapons. From 75%-non full coverage and they remain in a human physique, but grow wings and can't be hurt by non-magic Silver weapons.

Lunar eclipse: any lycanthrope triggered by moon phases transform, but get aggressively violent.

Solar eclipse: all lycanthropes transform, but their aggression and personality is reverse of what it normally is (ie. Calm and level headed wererabbits, hyper aggressive werebears).

Lycanthropes in ascending order of unmanagability and CR:

Weredog (as werewolf but herds sheep instead of mauling them)

Werespider (huge and horrific but basically an ettercap at the end of the day)

Weregaroo (jacked. pugilistic. better pack your silvered brass knuckles or you don't stand a chance.)

Wereapotamous (run.)

Werewhale (you don't need adventurers, you need a convention of ordained clergy to discuss why a caring pantheon would allow this thing's existence)

Werebeholder.

­Here me out:

Werewerewolf

Hmmmm sand

he's so me

Here’s the thing I think conservatives don’t understand: I don’t care what someone else does with their own body.

You wanna get surgery or take medication to make you look a certain way? Okay. I don’t care

You wanna ctrl+alt+delete that clump of cells in your uterus. Sure. I don’t care.

You wanna use meds to block a natural aspect of your body’s system? Alright by me. I. Don’t. Care.

I don’t care because it’s not my body

“But what if they regret it?” So? Let them regret it. That’s their choice to live with.

“But what if that baby would have grown up to cure cancer?” Kinda short sighted on God’s part to only put that potential in one baby, yeah? (Also … you can’t cure cancer, but that’s a level of nuance for a different time)

“But what if they want to use that function in the future?” Funny thing about meds: you can just stop fucking taking them and things usually go back to normal.

I DON’T CARE WHAT ANOTHER HUMAN BEING DOES WITH THEIR OWN BODY! I don’t care 🤷‍♀️ it’s not my body so why should I have a say in it?

The choice is not “being left up to the states instead of the federal government”, it’s that the choice is being taken away from individuals.

Why the fuck to they care so much what other people do with their own shit??

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