I'm Playing Portal 2 For The First Time

I can do it in 1.

If you are from the United States, which state are you from?

@friendlynieghborhoodmuffinman Please don't kill us all

This might be controversial but I believe that as a DM you should never kill your players. Whether it's "bad luck" or "a long series of bad decisions," it causes a lot of unnecessary hardship all around.

Instead, you should kill their characters.

I've said it once and I'll say it again, great job!

My favorite milf

Me: *rolls the dice*

Dm: "what'd you roll?" <can't read music

Me: "ummmm. A nat 20!" <also can't

Dm: "-_- the 4th nat 20 in a row"

For weird dice Wednesday, here is my bard d20, wood with musical notes instead of numerals.

You're an Alpha male? So you're telling me you're not even good enough to be a full release male? You're not even good enough to be a Beta male? Pathetic.

Me: I have a pleasure room, wanna see it?

My date: oooh okay 😏

*proceeds to walk into a room with unpopped bubble wrap wall paper*

Me but only the grocery store part so not really me but the grocery store gives me anxiety