Lucthenerd - Luc.ex3

That's just what he wants you to think

(I'm joking btw)

All praise the potato

If the faster you go, the slower time gets is true, which it's been scientifically proven, the opposite must also be true. The slower you go, the faster time gets.

Now think about this for a second. We're constantly moving. The earth is rotating at about 1600 kilometers per hour (or about 1000 miles per hour). The earth is also orbiting the sun, the sun (and therefore, us as well) is orbiting the center of the milkyway. The milkyway is on a collision course with the Andromeda Galaxy.

We have NEVER once been stationary. That means we've always been experiencing time at a slower rate. So my hypothesis is that if you reach absolute 0 speed, time flows infinitely fast.

You'd hit 0 kph and boom! The universe just ended in front of your eyes. Not even a single unit of time has passed.

I could also be wrong. Idk. I've only formed this hypothesis based on knowledge I currently have, so maybe this doesn't happen and I'm wrong. Who knows?

I've had the Big shot before, it was very good.

BIG SHOT OF THE WEEK!!!

i feel like he doesnt like the taste of it but still drinks it religiously (ironically because of its name)

Reported Bigfoot Sightings

Hehehe. Twitter.

The only deadnaming I’ll accept is twitter

My dear chap, I can do anything

jevil if

Okay but you're forgetting about gigi-run, the stupid ship so funny it beats space core × wheatley.

Unrelated but I also just remembered a memory of Alex showing me space core × wheatley porn, so that's fun.

I somehow see people on this god forsaken website say they are completely disinterested in the Momo x Okarun ship.

My brother in Christ, why the fuck are you even watching the show then?