Lucthenerd - Luc.ex3

All praise the potato

This is very important!

I need ideas! What would a d14 do?

How we weigh an octopus!

Wait a sec. What if joker gets the death penalty but escapes, then can batman kill him? Technically he's only being the executioner, the judge and jury already gave the go ahead.

If the faster you go, the slower time gets is true, which it's been scientifically proven, the opposite must also be true. The slower you go, the faster time gets.

Now think about this for a second. We're constantly moving. The earth is rotating at about 1600 kilometers per hour (or about 1000 miles per hour). The earth is also orbiting the sun, the sun (and therefore, us as well) is orbiting the center of the milkyway. The milkyway is on a collision course with the Andromeda Galaxy.

We have NEVER once been stationary. That means we've always been experiencing time at a slower rate. So my hypothesis is that if you reach absolute 0 speed, time flows infinitely fast.

You'd hit 0 kph and boom! The universe just ended in front of your eyes. Not even a single unit of time has passed.

I could also be wrong. Idk. I've only formed this hypothesis based on knowledge I currently have, so maybe this doesn't happen and I'm wrong. Who knows?

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A Bug’s Life, 1998

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YEAH YOU

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Some horny accounts started following me and it's like? Excuse me? Do I look like I'm interested? Does my "about me" and post history not say enough?

I think yall need to learn who your target audience is. Because believe me, I'm not it. Just wanted to vent because I find it funny.