I 1v1 Cthulhu All The Time I'm Terraria, I Even Have A Sub Minute Record. So I'd Win

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jessie x ash's mom is actually the most hilarious thing in the world could you imagine youre 12 years old forever and theres this wretched woman who just wont stop trying to kidnap your dog for nefarious purposes and then she starts fucking your mom

the notes are broken 😂

Yeah that's a pretty wild theory, but I could've sworn I saw a beaver build that

This is very important!

I need ideas! What would a d14 do?

You're an Alpha male? So you're telling me you're not even good enough to be a full release male? You're not even good enough to be a Beta male? Pathetic.

I'm playing Portal 2 for the first time

Just eat an apple, you'll be fine

RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

God this image is fucked. I really hope he's not but it looks like he's using his kid as a human shield. Such a horrible fucking person

Gee, and why would people want to do that? Did you do something that pissed off that many people or something?