Dude This Is So Cute

Dude this is so cute

rating nct based on what they’d do if you asked them to hold your drink at a party

pls this is a joke

taeil: 0/10. drops it as you’re handing it to him. offers to get you one when you get back.

johnny: 10/10. i don’t have an explanation i just know he’d protect it with his life.

taeyong: 7/10. asks you what it is you’re drinking, looks alarmed when you tell him. puts a lid on it. you don’t know where he got it from, though.

yuta: 10/10. glares at anyone who looks at it. people think he just has two drinks.

ten: 1/10. thinks you’re offering it to him and drinks it straight away. when you ask for it back, he just laughs and dances away.

kun: 9/10. should be a 10 because he takes good care of it. -1 point because he makes you throw it out anyway (just in case) and get a new one.

doyoung: 10/10. just puts his hand over the top and continues what he was already doing. stays in the same spot so you can find him easily when you get back.

winwin: 2/10. protects it but forgets to give it back. realises an hour later that he’s still holding it, looks for you for 0.2 seconds, shrugs, and dumps it.

jaehyun: 8/10. does well not to forget about it, but he spills a bit. 6 points for protecting it. 2 points for the concept of Jaehyun holding your drink at a party.

jungwoo: 5/10. agrees but then forgets which drink is yours and which is his. they’re both the same so he keeps whichever has more in it, giving you the lesser one.

lucas: 6/10. instantly says yes and tells everyone he talks to that he’s holding it for you. -4 points because he moves around so much that you can’t find him for like 20 minutes afterwards.

hendery: 2/10. says yes and pours his drink into yours so he only has to watch one. they’re not the same drink so it tastes like shit. drinks it anyway.

xiaojun: 9/10. you give it to him because he’s the best option out of everyone you’re with. pretends he doesn’t want to but patiently waits for you to get back.

mark: 8/10. gets worried because he’s now holding two drinks (yours and his own). puts his down so he can focus on holding yours. probably gets his own drink spiked, though.

renjun: 4/10. groans and makes such a big deal but gets really protective of it when one of his friends offers to hold it instead. when you get back, he tells you one of his friends tried to spike it (untrue).

jeno: 10/10. just holds it. doesn’t understand why anyone would make a fuss. gets concerned when you’ve been gone too long.

jaemin: 5/10. should be a 1/10 but he gets 4 points for having some reason and giving it to Jeno to hold instead.

donghyuck: 3/10. chaotic. spikes your drink while you’re in the bathroom but with lemonade or something else that’s harmless. laughs when you almost spit it out when you get back.

yangyang: 8/10. should be a 10 but -2 points because he probably accidentally gives you his drink when you get back instead of the one you’d asked him to hold. and its a lot stronger than whatever you were drinking.

chenle: 7/10. takes very good care of it but takes a sip despite you specifically telling him not to, because he probably won’t like it. and you were right. criticises your choice in drink when you get back.

jisung: 10/10. says yes and doesnt let his eyes leave the cup the entire time you’re gone. intense focus. jeno gets concerned and asks if he wants him to hold it instead, but jisung has been warned about this (he says no).