Me After Reading That One Fic:

OH IMAGINE JOUR BEING FROM THE CAT TRIBE SECRETLY AND SO CALE IS A HALF CAT

I will elaborate more tomorrow

Og!cale: I have these sevem products for my skin, these five for my hair and these three for the rest of my body

KRS!Cale: oh I have this one product for all my body and the floor of my house

Og!cale: ...

Krs!cale HC

Cale can sleep in ANYWHERE

He sleeps standing, on the ground, sleeps seated, literally anywhere

(maybe that's because of his years on earth but I will overlook this)

I really admire the people that know how to pronounce the words in english, you have to do so so many strange things with your mouth and tongue just to day a single line

I thought of the most fucked up fanfic

Imagine krs!cale (or krs) being one of these person who work on these numbers you disk when you want kys idk the name, and he is more fucked up thank every person who call him, but he continues "don't kys, everything will be fine🥰" and he is "I want kms" BUT. he has a colleague, who work in the same place. ABERU CROSSMAN. And before he try suicide, HE DISKS THE SUICIDE NUMBER. AND WHO DO YOU RECEIVE THE CALL? ALBERU. AND HE CALM KRS AND MAKE HIM NOT KYS. AND GO TO HIS HOUSE TO CONSOLATE HIM

And then they became lovers

If they knew each other, they would definitely be lovers

and be from the same universe too

WHY IS HE MAKINH SUCH IDIOT FACE??

He's a fool😭 God I love him

Me: *sighs* there's nothing about og!Cale to read.

The at least three different fics opened, all of them I have read only halfway: ...

The more or less ten fics marked for later:...

The five posts about og!Cale on my drafts: ...

Me: Absolutely nothing to do.

OH OH IMAGINE AN AU WHERE KRS IS CALE'S PAST LIFE

AND THE LAST THING JOUR DOES BEFORE HE DIES IS GIVES ROKSOO'S POWERS AND HIS MEMORIES