Yuu(in the weirdcore Au): I could win in a fight with Ace…
Ace: Pff! Yeah, right. How exactly would you do—
He has ONE big ass eye, I will take advantage of that in a fight.
But also, could Yuu just poke him in the eye and he would just get annoyed or would something supernatural happen if they touch those weirdcore parts?
ABDGSJVDJQNS LMAO
I feel like a number of things can happen... The funniest to me is the potential for Yuu to get their hand stuck - like, picture with me...
Ace is teasing Yuu and being a bit of a little shit. Yuu, naturally, gets tired of his shit and tries to gently bonk him over the head to get him to stop. Only for their hand to immediately feel like that static-y pins and needles tingly feeling when you move your leg after you've been sat on it too long completely fills their hand in an instant.
And they can't pull it away.
It's like there's a beat of silent shock as everyone who witnessed the exchange just kinda pauses to process before-
Ace: "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK"
Yuu: I DON'T KNOW I FORGOT YOUR HEAD IS 90% EYE
Ace: TAKE IT OUT!?!??!
Yuu: I CAN'T--
It takes the assistance of Trey and Cater to calm Ace down so that Yuu's hand can be pulled from the sticky mucous membrane that apparently helps protect beings with such large eyes from larger debris or weak attacks.
Yuu: who tf are you calling weak?
Cater: Not you, Yuu-yuu!
Yuu leaves that encounter with a hand covered in a reddish iridescent goo and new knowledge about how some of their new, weird friends work. (And a whiney ace about how the spot where their hand got stuck feels weird and numb for the next few minutes)
Trey: What did we learn?
Yuu: Ace's eye goo tastes like cherries.
Trey: No, we- wait did you eAT IT?!!?!?!
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Please reblog so people know that they are not welcome anywhere. Mutuals I BETTER see y’all reblogging this
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