I Will Never Get Over How Utterly Absurd Hanako's Fantasies About Yashiro Are. As...Hanako-esque As They

I'm legit starting to think I ship Amanene more than Hananene. I know that's gonna ruffle some feathers but here's why.

And just for clarification purposes, I'm talking about Amanene from a very general standpoint in terms of dynamic. As much as I'd like to include the picture perfect Amane, it was still Hanako putting on a manipulative front in order to keep Yashiro imprisoned in a state of immortality against her will. And yes, I know it's because he 'cares so much' but kidnapping is still kidnapping bro.

For me, I think the reason why Amanene has more appeal to me is because they offer a glimpse into what Yashiro and Amane would have been like if they were both alive in the same timeline. It's Amane just being himself---no mask, no duties, nothing that forces him to be someone or something else---it's just HIM. And while I very well could be making a stretch of things, I believe it's why I like the concept of Amanene so much. It's kind of a better "What if?" situation whereas the picture perfect arc was plain WandaVision (which I also made a post regarding that point).

And sure, one could argue that Hanako was relaying true parts of himself during the picture perfect when he was posing as Amane (seeing as he legit asked her out to a movie and confirmed it was a date). But if we're talking Amane completely unmasked, the true version of him---I think the dynamic between him and Yashiro would've been really cute. If there was a spinoff or AU where it was Yashiro and Amane interacting regularly, I would eat it up because I am a SUCKER for the shy guy x tough girl trope.

I truly think that if such a thing were to be made, it'd make complete sense for Amane to be the shy and reserved kid (no durr, look at the poor guy's backstory) and that Yashiro becomes one of the few---if not only---people to defend and accept him for who he is. And since it's canon that Amane has always had a thing for um...thick legs, I don't think it'd be off par for that to also be a reason he'd fall for her.

There's so much cute material that could come out of Amanene and as much as I enjoy Hananene, Amanene (to me) feels like an objectively more adorable and less morally gray dynamic that I (personally) have not seen experimented with often.

But I dunno, I guess it's just me---

Muy bonito! Keep it up, this art is good!

Some art of my new favourite babies! It's been a long time since I did fanart of anything at all but this was so so much fun to draw :)

What Homicipher character you simp for says about you

Mr. Crawling: You (probably) initially were weirded out by him, but then you switched up faster than a light switch and now believe he's a lovesick puppy

Scarletella: You like yanderes way too much and you have an obscene amount of...certain material. He's also definitely not the only yandere you simp for

Mr. Gap: You're someone who likes peeping toms

Mr. Hood: You just want someone who's chill and won't cause too many problems. Plus, faces are unattractive to you.

Mr. Silvair: You like handsome and distant men that would likely abandon you

Mr. Machete: You're a masochist who wants a guy to kill you. There's also a chance you're a Bakugou simp

Mr. Chopped: You think bratty characters are hot even though you'd find them annoying in real life

Mr. Masque: You probably had a crush on Tuxedo Mask from Sailor Moon when you were a kid. Who knows? Maybe you still like him

Mr. Wheelchair: You like men who can't run away from you

Mr. Stitch: You want to be kidnapped and you probably have some affliction relating to Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas

Ms. Bride: You fall for women who show you any semblance of kindness. Plus, faces are unattractive to you

Ms. Blue: You want a clingy girlfriend who would bombarde your phone every minute you don't look at her

Mr. Human: You're either basic or sane. Hard to tell which one at times

Hairdresser: You crush on people who physically appear as the portrait of your will to live

Mr. Huge face: Other girls say they want a man to be over 6 feet. You want a guy who's taller than Goliath. Hard to tell if you have a death wish or not

The Painting: ...G...Get therapy please, why would you---

Adami Adashino: You either like how much aura she exudes, or you want a girl to kill you

Yeah he tends to be real cute when he's not killing people 💗 :)

Shinpei going all giddy over Satoko is sooo cute 💗

I understand your original points.

I guess I was struggling to think of instances because college is sucking me dry (T v T)

It honestly shocks me how virtually no one in the TBHK fandom is talking about how physically strong Yashiro is. She is a lot stronger than we give her credit for.

Haters will call it glaze, but I call it appreciation.

Now, let me make this clear for anyone who wants to be like, "well, ackshually--" yes, I know that Yashiro doesn't have the same amount of physical strength as Hanako---of course she doesn't. Hanako, despite having the build of a stick, is capable of taking down entities twice his size with just his willpower and a knife.

Hanako has obviously had more than enough time to adapt to the world around him and thus got adequate fighting skills as a result of that. No question that Yashiro obviously is not on the same physical wavelength. But y'all aren't going to gaslight me into saying that Yashiro can't throw hands.

Sure, we can argue that some of these moments were for comedic effect, but I don't think it downplays her feats here. She might not have Isekai level fighting skills, but she knows how to get rrready to rrrumble.

Heck, from the very start when her and Hanako's bond was first officialized by the mermaid scale, Hanako teases her (like the jackoff he is) and Yashiro responds by elbowing this nickel clean in the NECK. In fact, she elbows him so hard, it KNOCKS him over into the DESKS.

Yes, we could also argue in this moment that Yashiro didn't mean to actually hurt him since she didn't know she could touch him. But the fact she even still threw hands at him says quite a bit to me.

In fact, the added notion that she thought she COULDN'T harm him makes it more effective in displaying her strength in being able to fully topple this boy over. Because if that's what she was gonna do ironically, how strong would she be if she were to seriously throw hands? (Don't worry, that question is answered later in this post)

Yashiro since then continues to throw hands with Hanako whenever he gets on her nerves. She beats on Hanako nearly every other crescent moon, but Hanako deals with it because he's a masochist. There's no other explanation I can provide for why he lets her do this stuf to him.

There's no way he's NOT actively letting her hurt him with the amount of physical strength Hanako clearly has and has been shown to have (this dude won a fight against floating scissors in the Misaki Stairs, for crying out loud---)

Did we forget that time in the spinoff manga where she managed to pin him down to the floor with a MOP?

Or what about that time Yashiro heard him talk about her and so she defied physics and attacked from the side HEAD FREAKING FIRST?

"Oh but that's just her and Hanako's dynamic--"

Fear not, dear reader, because there's many more instances of Yashiro casually flexing her strength and agility.

There was a time within the Misaki Stairs arc where Yashiro literally runs and glides across a DOLL to jump up, then lands perfectly, and reaches Yako's yorishiro. Even Hanako was shocked.

Oh, that's not enough?

Well, let me introduce you to a (not-so) wonderful being known as Nakahara from Chapter 115, who pinned Yashiro to a wall and she (rightfully) responded by UPPERCUTTING HIM from the JAW, doing a FRONT FLIP across the guy's CHEST, landing on the floor perfectly, and speeding off away from him.

Comedic, exaggerated, or not, you can't deny that's some pretty impressive stuff.

I don't care what no one says, Yashiro can throw hands when it counts.

I can see the direction of this turning the mage into a very creative, intelligent, and/or whimsical person----or it makes them dumb as a rock, lol

"Well, it seems our mage now has uh...quite the mindframe now since the incident."

*pans over to the mage who's now attempting to eat a fluffy dandelion and choking on the fluttering seeds*

When a mage is badly injured, magic sometimes "fills in the gaps"—growing an arcane hand or leg. You suffered brain damage that would have killed most. Magic filled in your mind.

I really like revisiting the earlier chapters after reading the newer ones because it helps give new perspective on the earlier interactions of these two.

The way how Hanako speaks to Yashiro, even from the beginning of their partnership, is so cute and sweet in a way I don't know how to explain. Sure, he's definitely still a jerk at times, but the general manner in which he interacts with her makes me smile like an idiot.

I like how he's not even angry or too upset with her, he's simply like, "Stop the cap. Just fess up and I'll help."

Just got done customizing the heck out of my blog and I'm so happy with how it looks now

Honestly, the fans of Miraculous show should just not even acknowledge the canon material, come together, and make their own version of the series. Don't look at me like that, we all know we'd do a much better job.

I wrote fanfics and redesigns for this thing when I was fifteen, AND IT WAS STILL BETTER THAN THE CANON WRITING MADE BY A BUNCH OF ADULTS.

EVEN THE PRETEENS WRITE AND DRAW BETTER STUFF FOR IT THAN THE PEOPLE WORKING ON IT, I CAN'T EVEN MAKE THIS UP.

When you look at your groupchats to see which personality you're gonna use

It's been so long between the words we spoke Will you be there up on the shore, I hope