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I can't stop laughing at this

hc i just think the Flags acted as Lippmann's security entourage at least once,,,all of them dressed in sunglasses and suits looking Serious meanwhile Lippmann's trying his best not to crack up

just picturing Albatross getting really into the role and even bickering with some of Lippmann's (crazier) fans like:

Albatross: hey! keep ur distance. the man needs his space fan, pushing him: STOP blocking me from the love of my life Albatross: HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW U. BACK OFF

Chuuya, just trying to do the job: hey! step back. STOP PUSHING. LET HIM WALK THROUGH. fan, trying to shove him: get outta my way, shorty Chuuya, offended: exc— Albatross, cutting in: EXCUSE ME? what did u just say to my good bro over here???

meanwhile on the other side of this chaos Iceman is calmly doing his duty without a word and getting a much different response like:

Iceman, holding his arm out to block fans: fan, initially pushing but stopping: Iceman: ....? fan, leaning in: ur kinda my type. are u single Iceman: ???

Lippmann trying to Be Chill (he wants to laugh sooo bad) after seeing Albatross hollering from getting his braid snatched by a riled up fan vs Iceman looking concerned as hell after a fan lowkey feels up his bicep talking about "wow...firm" (everybody's fighting for their lives in their own way)

also: 1. Pianoman gave a very stern "stop" to Lippmann's fans, which made them pause for maybe 30 seconds before they yelled back a resounding "NO" and started shoving him again (he was flabbergasted. he had never been treated this way before.)

2. Doc feigned quite a dramatic stumble after a fan bumped into him, which made them halt in confusion like "? why are u so frail", and that very momentary pause caused the fan to get carried away by the ongoing wave of other screaming fans (Doc chuckled)

WHERE THE FUCK IS RANPO!!!!

Idk man smth about how Isabella and the mothers having children they knew would die only so they themselves could stay alive and then yuugo and lucas sacrificing themselves so they kids could stay alive is sending me into the sadness zone today

So I've been looking into some card meanings for BSD stuff, and I've noticed the four king cards perfectly fit the four leaders of the major gifted organisations:

Mori for the King of Spades, Dazai literally calls him the embodiment of logic in the manga, and despite what most people think, he is normally very fair to his subordinates.

This one is almost too on the nose, it literally describes Fitzgerald exactly

The king of clubs for Fukuchi, while it mostly fits for his persona as a hero it does fit if you remember that he is trying to fight for what he believes is justice

And finally the king of hearts for Fukuzawa, He stands apart from all the others as his only concern is the happiness and comfort of his children subordinates

I just love seeing how well these all fit, its very possible this is just a coincidence, but given Asagiri's track record i think it might be at least slightly intentional.

Six of Crows au where the crows stay in Ketterdam after the heist (and Matthias is alive obvs) and Colm (Jesper’s father) visits Ketterdam all the time because those kids really need a parent figure like Nina what do you mean you haven’t seen your parents since you were a kid? Excuse me Wylan your father did WHAT NOW?? Matthias what about your family? Dead? Oh. Inej? ‘Somewhere in Ravka’ isn’t that specific. Kaz what do you mean your mother is Ketterdam go get some therapy please. And so Jesper’s dad adopts his son’s whole friend group

Just thinking about helnik become a enemies-to lover-to enemies-to lover.

And then i remember that Matthias is dead

Every six months I fall in a huge Marvel fixation.

Usually is because a new film or series I'm interested is coming, but the nearest film I'm excited for is Thunderbolts*, so I don't know why I'm so fixated now.

Hear me out: AU where the umbrella academy doesn't get erased from the new timeline but get reincarnated in Yokohama in the BSD world.

I have just finished rules of wolves and i loved it (maybe later i will do a list of my favorite things in the book) but, we can talk about the final line?

"Take a message to the crow club." she said. "Tell Kaz Brekker that the Queen of Ravka has a job for him"

If this isn't a preview for a third book of the crows, I don't know what is.

Me at school be like:

Aku's thoughts throughout this chapter