Wolfy. Why Are You Single-handedly Restoring My Faith More Than The Past 6 Sermons I've Listened To.

Temples are built for gods. Knowing this a farmer builds a small temple to see what kind of god turns up.

Damn what if you told your dad he mispronounced a word during a zoom meeting and he disowned you for embarrassing him and told you you were only welcome back home if you found bigfoot so you spend three years travelling the world to find bigfoot but along the way you become friends with bigfoot and teach him how to fight so he beats up your dad for you

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gem headcanons

got that dawg in her

wholeheartedly agree !! however !!!! i hope u don't mind me inserting one of my own headcanons here : Prime was a consistent source of comfort throughout his life. he stayed devoted throughout all the trauma he faced, clinging to his faith like a lifeline. it's all he has.

then he dies. and the hell he wakes up to does not align with whatever version of the afterlife the Church of Prime believed in. it's wrong. it feels like a punishment. but what did he do wrong ? he stayed faithful despite everything and didn't even expect anything in return. but, what, is he expected to live in this void forever ? it's called limbo, isn't it ? so when will it end ? why is this even happening to him ? he did everything right, didn't he ?

back when he was standing on that pillar, he thought about the warm embrace of his god, but was that selfish ? the thought seldom came to mind that he'd ever get some sort of reward for his faith, but he didn't expect to be punished.

and then he's pulled back, back to the land of the living with little more than some white in his hair to show for it. there are bruises, yes, but he has been beaten before. the bruises on his face don't –can't– account for staring the eternal void in the face with only the taunting voices of what could hardly be called a "host" of ghosts as company. he's kicked back to his normal life with a bloody nose, some white hair, and even more reservations about getting touched than before, all while his faith, his only constant, is in pieces. if all he's done wasn't enough for his god to even look at him, to even acknowledge him, to give him a sign, then does that change how he deals with everything in the future ?

anywayssss yes cTommy was a good religious boy and then he saw hell and it was empty so :]]

hot take or whatever but I don't think ctommy would have religious trauma. prime was, unarguably, a source of comfort for him through the entire story and never did his relationship with it take as drastic of a turn for it to give him trauma

and this isn't about headcanons btw this is about people using this (in my opinion incorrect) take in serious, canon Analisis

I find it funny the way Jon blames himself for the apocalypse. Cause essentially what happened is that Jonah put a nuke in his lunch and he blames himself for it.

Like, imagine you got a sandwich for lunch. You’ve been looking forward to eating this sandwich for so long, you haven’t had one in weeks. Your friend got it for you from a restaurant and you are so so excited.

It looks amazing, it smells amazing, you are so excited. Then, you go to take a bite and there’s a fucking nuke in it. It explodes and kills everyone around you, except for you. Then you blame yourself.

You didn’t put that nuke in it. You didn’t know there was one there. You were just trying to eat lunch.

It was the guy from that restaurant, he put a nuke in your sandwich! And it wasn’t even like he put it in a random sandwich and you just happened to get it. No, he put it specifically in your sandwich so when you try to eat your lunch it will explode.

And you know that he put the nuke in your sandwich. Cause he wrote you a note explaining to you exactly why and how he did it. He told you it was so it would explode and kill everyone, and he told you that he put it specifically in your sandwich. And he hid the note so you would only see it after you started eating, at which point it was already too late.

And you still blame yourself. Even though you had no idea. How does that make sense?

Jon, it is not your fault there was a nuke in your sandwich

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guys i fear i'm not over the poppies and the sand

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rhrhrhhrhr Whitepine,,,,

headcanon that all the workers wear spooky masks for reasons that contribute to The Plot(tm)

anyways Ivory ily your voice is so pretty. also. "please keep talking. i like it" SHE'S SO ME GUYS AJXJFKDK

the sun shines so harshly upon you

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